09.23.2010 Ashton Kutchers mistress Brittney Jones is naked

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Um. There’s not much to add to that headline. Three weeks ago Star magazine said Ashton Kutcher was cheating on Demi Moore, and then they said it was with a girl named Brittney Jones, and now Radar also says it was with a girl named Brittney Jones, and under the cut are pictures of her naked.

And uh, girls with big asses and no tits aren’t really my thing, soo. Yeeah. Thaat’s about it. How, how are things with you? Any big plans this weekend? Hey did you see that interception Patrick Peterson made? Can you believe that shit? I don’t know why anyone throws at that guy. If I were the other coach I would just have someone hide all the footballs and then go home. Just let the NCAA figure that shit out.


(39) Comments

  1. fuzzdog 09/23/2010 14:05

    Definite fist!

  2. Dirty Dirt McGirk 09/23/2010 14:11

    it’s really sad and pathetic that simply having sex with a “celebrity” can make some one famous. Stop feeding these whores the publicity they crave and this shit will stop.

  3. J-Sausage 09/23/2010 14:15

    Is that a money shot on her back?

  4. b2040 09/23/2010 14:17

    Definitely looks like a money shot. Hope she’s not planning on saving it to clone ashton kutcher.

  5. The Puppet 09/23/2010 14:20

    I’ve had better ass, too bad he attempted to black mail me later.

  6. MrAdams 09/23/2010 14:20

    I don’t think Ashton Kutcher bought this chick, but he did put a deposit down on her.

  7. Tom Foolery 09/23/2010 14:29

    DDM all women are whores, it’s science

  8. Thundercunt 09/23/2010 14:30

    Well, there’s white shit on her back AND her chest…

    If Kutcher’s career takes a nosedive because of this he could always be the
    next Peter “The Loadman” North.

  9. Thundercunt 09/23/2010 14:31

    Nice dead hooker bloodstains on the carpet, too.

  10. SinDs 09/23/2010 14:38

    the first thing i noticed was the carpets and disgusting that room appears!

  11. Tom Foolery 09/23/2010 14:40

    Z: from last post
    I have no idea how to pull that costume off man, I was thinking of Kenny Powers but there is no way any chicks would get that costume. 80’s metal guy is always an easy choice and shows off the guns, pretty sure there is better tail in NC

  12. Chicagoaniml 09/23/2010 14:45

    What a shitter! Whore got back!

  13. Zombie 09/23/2010 14:46

    Kenny Powers would be a good easy one. I think he’s going to be rocking cornrows this season instead of the mullet. I’m trying to put my Space Ghost costume together piece by piece, but if I don’t get it done in time I’ll just go as Dexter or something.

  14. Chicagoaniml 09/23/2010 14:47

    She’s gonna be on Dancing with the stars nest season cause this is the type if celebrity level they use. I know this cuss Brandy posts stupid shit like that here.

  15. i hate you 09/23/2010 14:49

    sex with young girl > sex with old woman

  16. The Narrator 09/23/2010 14:52

    Why the fuck does he have a sleeping bag in his living room?

    She’s hotter than Demi, btw. Can’t fight age.

  17. SomeoneluvsU 09/23/2010 14:53

    I always thought Ashton was gay…
    Fucking a chick with a flatter chest than a 12 year old boy is not helping my opinion…

  18. SinDs 09/23/2010 14:54

    this isn’t his house, im sure.

  19. SuperB 09/23/2010 14:55

    Tom, not true on the Kenny Powers

    I have the eastbown and down shirt that has “Powers” and “55″ on the back…people stop me to tell me how awesome it is all the time

  20. rokan 09/23/2010 14:59

    I spy with my little eye, a clam playing “peekaboo.”

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