On the same day that Star claimed Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore (which he denied this afternoon on twitter: “I think Star magazine calling me a ‘cheater’ qualifies as defamation of character. I hope my lawyer agrees.”), the Daily News has a story about Demi posting bikini pics.
Coincidence?
Um… I guess. Probably. How the hell should I know.
The 47-year-old actress didn’t look shy when she provocatively posed for a couple photos she posted on Twitter of herself wearing sunglasses and a teeny tiny two-piece.
Posing in her bathroom, the mother of three flaunts her killer body in a manner resembling that of a teenager.
It’s weird to see that she uses Crest. I assumed there would be some 900 dollar Prada toothpaste for Hollywood people, made with glacier water and ground up eagles. Because actors are idiots. “It cleans with the power of eagle!”, Gwyneth Paltrow would say.
Great post. Rokan tucks it up and dances in front of a mirror.
Rokan has more hair.
She’s what, 80% plastic?
What are the KKK members doing in the background?
Watt,
Why are you hanging out all by yourself with these homos?
I’m lonely and they bust me out
That’s fucking weird! STAR is known for their hard hitting journalism.
If you look really close, you can see a turd floating in the toilet.
I’d certainly give her the gristle-missile.
Hey, she isn’t 50 yet, so she is still perfectly fuckable…
Plus, I think only the important parts are Plastic… Too prevent “Wear and Tear” damage from over-use.
Speaking of KKK members,
<—- The last thing an African American sees falling down a well.
Paris Herpes and Lindsay LoHo combined are 54 years old and not even 1/2 as hot as this 47 year old piece of tail.
Uhhhhh yeah…
This photo reminds me of a bunch of photos that I received a few years ago from a woman I met on Craigslist. Same pose, same shot in the mirror. Except that mine wasnt wearing anything. And the boobs were much better.
I may dig those pics up for a memory-lane wank later.
Mammary Lane?
disclosure I think was the first movie of hers I whacked off to.
47 now, so she was 31 then. Daaaaaayyyyymmmmmnnnnn
She’s ok if you like that kind of middle-aged, incredibly hot, posing in front of a mirror taking pics of herself sorta woman.
So yea, she’s ok.
yummy. yummy.
Breaking news! Anne Hathaway’s hair is a wig