damn you Kim Kardashian

September 27, 2010 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian went to Nobu over the weekend with her giant sister Khloe (image not available) and some friends. In other words, no boyfriend. When she was dating Reggie Bush of the Saints, he won the Superbowl. Then they ended it and last week he broke his leg. After that she briefly dated Miles Austin of the Cowboys. They broke up and the Cowboys are 1-2.

So does sex with Kim Kardashian give people super powers? Should Minnesota try to set her up with Adrian Peterson? That was rhetorical because the answer is yes. What are you blind, look at those tits. Peterson would run for like 40 touchdowns and then play linebacker and tackle everyone just to get the game over with so he could go home and bang her some more.

(source = pacific coast news)

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