Every now and then you hear that Playboy is in bad financial shape, and it never seems to make sense, because who doesnt love Playboy, but after this it will start to make perfect sense. Radar says…
There is a $400,000 offer from the mag for the Jersey Shore star to pose naked. We’ve also learned that the deal is not final and may face contractual obstacles from the reality TV show.
…negotiations began at $200,000 and the $400,000 offer is contingent on full nudity. Topless only photos would lower the offer.
Um, seriously? 400 grand? To get JWoww out of her clothes? What does a bottle of Patron cost, like, 40 dollars? I think Playboy is over thinking this. Give me 50 dollars, I’ll get your naked pictures, a blowjob, and 10 dollars change.
(image source = splash news online)
would fuck this whore
Speaking of Toilet Eaters, here’s JWoww!
Umm….I don’t love Playboy. That magazine fucking sucks. They airbrush the shit out of cryptkeepers like Lisa Rinna, can’t even get Heidi Montag nude, now they have a special “double issue” which isn’t any longer than a regular issue, but they fuck you out of one issue a year…..
Oh, and the articles are ridiculously long, and even if they were interesting, I don’t want to fucking continue on page 16, 31, 47, 96, and 120.
Jesus, it’s not 1965 anymore. We don’t have that kind of attention span. The magazine seems directed mostly at middle aged men to be honest.
JWOWOWOW
http://blurts.com/28z0pw
People still buy Playboy?
I haven’t looked at a playboy since I found my dads stash in elementary school
why pay for it?
http://blurts.com/57cex8
Toilet-eaters, huh?
Well, say what you want, but Brend8n was pretty funny there.
10 dollars change, Ha!
I don’t think she would fuck any of you bust outs even if she drank the whole fucking bottle of Patron……oh hey rokan how’s the worms?
buck…fuck you…I hated Playboy when I was 16..I find it hard to believe that people buy that garbage today since you can get free porn on the internet….It’s fucking PR……Fuck Playboy and Fuck Brend*n for selling out……
Pepper,
You’re just mad at funk-lover because he called you out on cow-tipping
shut up Rokan and read…Buck 20:24
Playboy is just a product, and no longer the edgy cultural icon it once was.
Women that need to have their wrinkles and surgery scars erased, or get accentuated slices of roast beef trimmed up with a shoopin’, should just not be in it. If they did things this way and followed ethics in line with their talk of appreciating women, then they would be more than just a publication. As it stands, they do everything the same as everyone else, so they’re shit too.
Funny articles today, by the way.
Way to to mix it up a bit by not posting multiple Liho stories in a row.
Pepper,
Can you take a look at this?
Is it swollen?
eat shit and die
pecker = cow tipping
Figures you would listen to an orangutan.
All you poop flingers stick together.
more like JBowWoww, amirite??
woof.
:: Pours four jelly mugs full of Jack Daniels. Programs 26 plays of “What’s New, Pussycat?” and sits on couch to sulk. ::
This aggression will not stand, man!
It will not stand!