09.03.2010 Lindsay Lohan hit a baby with her car

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Proving once again that she’s a complete menace and hasn’t changed in any way, Lindsay Lohan hit a stroller with a baby in it while pulling into traffic on Wednesday, then stayed on the scene until help arrived. That last part was a lie of course. She just drove away. Radar says…

The two onlookers identified (Lohan) in her West Hollywood neighborhood around 5pm Wednesday, when she accidentally hit the woman and child after failing to look both ways before turning.
“There was a woman pushing a kid in the stroller, maybe a two or three-year-old, crossing the street,” witness Brayan Jaime (said). “Lindsay took the red light and hit the stroller. It wasn’t super hard, but she made impact and hit them. Lindsay pulled to the right, stopped for two seconds, and then just kept going.”

But don’t just take his word for it…

Radar has also obtained exclusive video taken just moments after the incident occurred in which Lohan’s luxury Maserati can be seen speeding away.
At the same time, the child can be heard crying in the stroller.
The woman in the video is seen looking back at Lohan’s car in disbelief as she continues to cross the street.
“I’m 100 per cent sure Lindsay was driving because I saw her with my own eyes,” Jaime said.

Don’t get me wrong, I hate kids, and I’m all for running them over, but I’m almost positive it would be illegal. At least where I live. Will anything happen to Lindsay? Probably not. If anything the cops will just make her tie a pillow to her bumper from now on.

(74) Comments

  1. Dirty Dirt McGirk 09/03/2010 12:10

    another boring fabricated non story……….in 2 hours you’ll have another lohan post up saying this post was a fake…..

  2. Mac-Daddy 09/03/2010 12:14

    BS!

  3. rokan 09/03/2010 12:15

    I’m still shitting out grape leaves two days after eating Greek food.

  4. RemSteale 09/03/2010 12:15

    Its at times like this you wish The Dead Pool wasnt just a Clint Eastwood movie……

  5. RemSteale 09/03/2010 12:16

    Did you actually ingest any grape leaves Roke?

  6. Dirty Dirt McGirk 09/03/2010 12:17

    oh look she has a flashing simmitar sword on her necklace…..she must be a terrorist…..send her to Guantanamo!

  7. Dirty Dirt McGirk 09/03/2010 12:18

    ps, you are quoting radar and asking us to take a paps word on some incident as fact and truthful…..awesome journalistic integrity…

  8. Zombie 09/03/2010 12:20

    That’s racist!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN-4cLGcdAA

  9. DarkCherry 09/03/2010 12:22

    there’s video of just after it happened showing LL driving away and the woman who got hit looking back at the car, but i call BS… why would you have film start a second after it happened but not of the incident?

  10. rokan 09/03/2010 12:23

    Yes Rem,

    Dolmades are grape leaves stuffed with meat and rice. I ate about seven of them.

  11. Zombie 09/03/2010 12:27

    Cripes, I come back after a bit and, if the first page of posts is any indication, there’s jack shit going on. Hey Z, what’d I miss?

    .

    Well, Pepper’s HT has slashed prices in half on back-to-school clothing. Better get one of these while they’re available.

    http://tinyurl.com/2u8s4dy

  12. Sensei John Kreese 09/03/2010 12:29

    Z,

    If every HT store blew up, simultaneously, how much would it raise the national IQ?

  13. BALLSY 09/03/2010 12:30

    I like it when I eat corn and it shows up in my poop

  14. BALLSY 09/03/2010 12:32

    I like it when I eat beets and my poop turns red and i’m like aaaaaaahhh I’m bleeding! but i’m not cause its the beets !

  15. Sensei John Kreese 09/03/2010 12:33

    A beet shit looks like an abortion

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  17. VaginaOfParis 09/03/2010 12:35

    Superficial and IDontLikeYouInThatWay posted this story 2 hours ago - you should’ve slept in longer….

  18. Dirty Dirt McGirk 09/03/2010 12:35

    we should launch a colored poo avi contest….i can do red, green, and blue! just not in the same sitting.

  19. Just the Tip 09/03/2010 12:35

    2 points for Lindsay!

    …another 2 if it was a Tar Baby.

  20. Just the Tip 09/03/2010 12:37

    What a blatant promotional stunt…

    She’s doing Spy Kids 4 now, right?

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