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The last two days have been filled with reports detailing an alleged affair between Ashton Kutcher and a girl named Britney Jones, but to maybe take some of the heat off, today Kutcher and his wife Demi Moore made an appearance in New York to launch the Real Men Campaign to Help End Child Slavery, part of the 2010 Clinton Global Initiative.

So if you were wondering, yes, Ashton Kutcher is a moron. To make people forget about his rumored affair, he stood at a podium with the word CLINTON in huge letters right next to his head. Not only that, but why would I wanna end child slavery? What am I, made out of money? Maybe you can afford 30 dollar socks Mr. Actor but I’m on a budget.