09.07.2010 Rihanna lost the bikini contest

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Rihanna spent the weekend in Hawaii in a bikini, and it’s not that she looked bad, but… okay I can’t think think of how to finish that. I mean I know there are guys who like girls with a big ass and no tits, but all those guys are black, and I’m as white as driven snow, so I’m gonna pass thank you.

And that’s why Kate Beckinsale won the bikini contest. Rihanna looked okay for Rihanna, but there can only be one winner, and in life we celebrate the winners. At least that’s what my mom would say after youth football games, as my brother ate dinner with the family, and I watched from outside in the rain.

(image source = pacific coast)


(45) Comments

  1. The Original Lo Rider 09/07/2010 14:11

    It is so incredibly racist that all these tattoo parlors can only ink black people with one color. Other than that, I don’t think she looks bad. Completely don’t see the “big ass”.

    Bren|)on’s obviously a hater.

  2. The Original Lo Rider 09/07/2010 14:13

    And oh yea, FIST, bitches!

  3. SCUM 09/07/2010 14:17

    Two ugly broads with shitty ink in a row, no thanks skanks.

  4. Thundercunt 09/07/2010 14:18

    Her body is pretty solid, actually. Unless you drool for huge sweater cows, everything looks pretty tight.d

    Too bad about her retarded gun on the thigh tattoo, though. In ten years when the cottage cheese makes an appearance that pistol will look like a water gun thrown in a fire.

  5. BALLSY 09/07/2010 14:21

    she has a nice tan! Oh wait she is a negro!

  6. Dirty Dirt McGirk 09/07/2010 14:22

    looking a lot like tmz in here today.

  7. Tom Foolery 09/07/2010 14:29

    Way better than T.I’s bitch

  8. Dirty Dirt McGirk 09/07/2010 14:29

    is it normal for your forehead to be 60% of your entire face?

  9. rokan 09/07/2010 14:32

    Son of a Bitch!

    She looks like the first Alien that burst out of the dude’s stomach.

    http://www.bigcheesepress.com/keller/alien.jpg

    SFW

  10. SOAPBOX77 09/07/2010 14:33

    All of these pics and no ass shot?..

  11. SCUM 09/07/2010 14:58

    I love nips, lips and hips.

  12. Zombie 09/07/2010 15:01

    Did you see the new starting quarterback for NC State Wolfpack? Great passing arm for a girl.

    http://tinyurl.com/2a5wzbw

  13. SCUM 09/07/2010 15:06

    Shit’s blocked at work Zombie.

  14. Watt 09/07/2010 15:07

    Chris brown should have swept the leg

  15. SomeoneluvsU 09/07/2010 15:10

    I can’t look at a Rihanna picture without Smack my bitch up going through my head…

  16. Zombie 09/07/2010 15:10

    It’s worth watching when you get home Scum… This bitch puts Michael Vick to shame.

  17. rokan 09/07/2010 15:17

    Zombie,
    He spiral wasn’t very tight.

  18. rokan 09/07/2010 15:25

    he=her

  19. Vichus 09/07/2010 15:28

    If you’re going to make a case for black girls=yuck, then fine, but unlike the typical douchy/racist/misspelled/dumb comments you find all over the internet, back up your argument with some photos!

    PS: Why is the ass a deal-breaker? I know, I’m a black dude, so I MUST be biased, but I think that if an ass is out of shape or unnaturally large, then it’s a problem. If a girl looks good and she has a bubble butt, what’s the issue? I’m not an ass man. I don’t get the deal.

  20. Zombie 09/07/2010 15:33

    Vichus, there are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc… And then there are just Americans.

    You pass us on the street and sneer in our direction. You call us ‘White boy/girl,’ ‘Cracker,’ ‘Honkey,’ ‘Whitey,’ ‘Caveman’… and that’s OK.. But when we call you ‘Nígger”, you call us racist.

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