CONAN O’BRIEN - has named his new show. He should have just called it ‘the Tonight Show’. NBC would go all apeshit but our court system is so fuked up it would take 10 years to sort everything out, and even then there’s an excellent chance a jury would rule for Conan. Never underestimate the power of shitty thinking. (huff post)
HEIDI MONTAGS SEX TAPE - is not being released, and all negotiations to sell it to Vivid have stopped. Which sucks. I was really looking forward to the 90 seconds I was gonna spend scanning through it before turning it off and watching a real porn. (tmz)
MEL GIBSON - is still really popular. 76 percent of people in a recent poll from Vanity Fair and 60 Minutes said they are just as likely to see one of his movies now as they were before his scandals. He was less popular in a poll from 106 and Park however, where 100 percent of respondents voted for, “Fuck dat. Im’a kick dat mothafuckas teef out.” (cbs)
LINDSAY LOHAN - used to get in trouble because she went to bars every night. Bars like Chateau Marmont. Then she went to rehab for the fifth time. And now she goes to bars every night. Like last night. When she went to Chateau Marmont. This is starting to look like a “Ransom of Red Chief” kind of thing, where UCLA just wanted to get rid of her. (radar)
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My own fart just made me puke. In my glorious 36 year farting career, that had never happened, until today.
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i thought people were supposed to look better after they came off drugs… not worse!
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so, you get mad at Jay Leno for supposedly shoving Conan by the wayside, but it’s perfectly OK for Conan to openly do it to George Lopez?
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Long time DC, how are things?
Redrage,
Have you ever misjudged the amount of shit still in your ass as you wiped and skunk-striped yourself?
Who gives a shit about George Lopez? Besides, I’m pretty sure that Lopez asked Conan to come to TBS. Also . . . Jay Leno is fatheaded cocksucker.
Maybe attending bars every night is part of the 12-step program she’s supposed to follow.
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a. Spammers
b. McGirk
Rokan, I have yet to experience that. I’m usually reading a book on the shitter until my legs go numb. By that point to poo has hardened and is easily cleaned up. Then the wet wipes get into the game.
What is the goddamn recent fascination with New Jersey, big hair, bad skin, muffin-tops, white trash ignoramuses all about? JERSEYLICIOUS? Like we need another New Jersey reality TV show, because the 5 we already have aren’t enough. I can’t wait for this shark to jump.