Heidi Pratt Makes America Barf Again

July 5, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

These two are real grade-A pieces of shit, and now they appear to be indoctrinating their son Gunner (BARF) into the shitty club of shittiness. First off, when looking at Spencer and Heidi these days - it's hard to... READ MORE

Heidi Montag Died For Ten Seconds And Other Fairly Stupid Tales

April 6, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  One-word magazines that think they’re above the garbage they are love a good celeb redemption angle to work over their faux-intellectual readers. You thought Kim Kardashian was just a slut? Well think again. Just open the latest Hush... READ MORE

Spencer Pratt Grooming Newborn For Celebrity Rehab

October 11, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"You’re not a good parent if you’re not trying to get your son set up to potentially get a $250 million gig, If doctors were getting paid $250 million, we’d hit the books hard, but currently that’s not the... READ MORE

Heidi Montag Glowing

August 16, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Heidi Montag is milking her larvae for all it's worth by posing for anyone who gets wet thinking about a pregnant mangled Barbie. The reality television sensation opens up to blog The Fullest about being an international joke. Montag also... READ MORE

Heidi Montag Knows Her Place

June 5, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The people who make their living being human zoo exhibits, the good ones at least, have a distinct understanding of their character. The Kardashians play to their slutty sisters type. The Housewives get loaded and leave their tampon strings... READ MORE

Heidi Montag With Child

April 12, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt would eat a litter of puppies if they thought it would land them a sentence in Parade Magazine. Instead, they’re having a kid.

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Spencer Pratt Jiu-Jitsu Beast

September 5, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There aren't many serious douchebags who ever turn things around. It's worth noting so that you can wait pointlessly for every other asshole you know to someday be your best friend. READ MORE

3rd Annual Reality TV Awards Happened

May 15, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Apparently there’s something called the Reality TV Awards. Most people try to obscure the dirty places they earn their money, but reality television has decided to celebrate. ISIS will never attack such events even though reality television is the... READ MORE

Heidi Montag Had Her Giant Breasts Reduced

November 30, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Having never actually been talented or had a reason to be famous, Heidi Montag once had a ton of cosmetic work done so people would think she was really attractive, and that included having her breasts enlarged as if... READ MORE

Why the Long Face, Heidi Montag?

November 20, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

In case you were wondering what hapless reality TV dipshits Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were up to, and I know that you really were, they just got home from a swank vacation in Cabo, where they undoubtedly got... READ MORE