(NOTE: watching Hollywood celebrities who are above the law is frustrating, so this Russian model named Kate, who has an impossible boob to waist ratio, is here to brighten everyone’s day.)
Charlie Sheen has 8 days left on the 3 months of probation he was given after threatening to murder his wife, with one of the stipulations being, “no use of alcohol in excess, or drugs, RX drugs only in prescribed doses; no violation of criminal laws or ordinances except traffic infractions.”
To recap today’s top story: Charlie Sheen was found drunk and naked by police after trashing a hotel room in New York, with one source saying he was with a prostitute and high in cocaine when the police arrived. Nonetheless…
Believe it or not, despite being characterized as “emotionally disturbed” and hospitalized last night, Charlie Sheen might not really be in major league trouble.
An NYPD public information officer tells E! News that while the department cannot confirm that Sheen was naked when cops arrived, as has been reported, or that he was unconscious, as of now Sheen will not face any criminal charges for trashing his room at New York’s venerable Plaza Hotel. The hotel hasn’t come forward to lodge any complaint against the star, either.
And now it’s too late, because the producers of his CBS show ‘Two And A Half Men’ have chartered a private jet to get him out of New York, today, and safely back to LA where this sort of thing doesn’t get a bunch of busybody cops poking their nose around. Hollywood cops have better manners. If a model told them that Sheen beat her and was doing coke, they’d say, “Oh, and I guess we’re supposed to go ‘arrest’ him now, right? Well how would you like it if we arrested you every time you broke the law Miss Bossy Boots!”
(very NSFW, and completely unrelated, Kate pictures under the cut)
She has the same facial structure as Beaker from the Muppets but I’d like to suck her clit out through her nipples. Russian whores are the most giving and diligent of all whores.
Beaker = LMAO
This should make Gildorg happy…Boobies!
It’s unlikely that being naked in a hotel room in New York is illegal….
It is also unlikely that being unconscious in New York is illegal (N.B. Yankees Fans)….
It may well be unlikely that damages that are reimbursed quickly will be cause for criminal action…..or even civil action…..
The slut above redeems the post.
BUT FINALLY…..
…it is VERY VERY unlikely that 2 1/2 men will EVER be funny…….
That broad is a butter face with a freaky body. I would do her though just to get rid of my massive load.
Those fake cans make up for the 6 head, IMO
Scum….
..all too true……whilst she looks a bit weird…I, also, would fuck her….but then again….I LIKE fucking…..
Rokey Dokey……
http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/rnr/2025576153.html
If Charlie Sheen being a total Sheen is what it takes to get pictures of a naked woman posted, then I thank the psycho.
Shitty photoshops are shitty….that bitch doesn’t have those porportions IRL.
Nice work Observer…..
Where did all of her pussy hair go?
Was she in some kind of Chernobyl accident?
I don’t like fucking but I am addicted to it.
She’s not the most attractive, but her body is fuckin’ awesome.
At least this makes up for the waste of a day of Charlie fucking Sheen posts. Christ.
Pic #10 is really fucking gross.
wait…..she has a face?
Indeed, my fair friends. The opportunity to bugger a Russian girl is worth the many bites and scratchs you will receive for the pleasure. Best to tie their hands and feet securely and beat them soundly about the head with a gloved fist. Unconsciousness only adds to their beauty, but can’t theat be said of all women after all?
Rokan, how are things in Chicago today?