David Arquette admits cheating on Courteney Cox

By brendon October 12, 2010 @ 12:01 PM

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Yesterday it was reported that David Arquette maybe had a new girlfriend, 28-year-old bartender Jasmine Waltz, but instead of being happy for him, his wife Courteney Cox decided they should separate after 11 years of marriage.

In her defense, the rumors are true, and Arquette admitted it this morning in an interview with Howard Stern.

(Arquette said) he wasn’t living with Waltz, “but I did have sex with her one time, maybe twice… my sexual encounter made me pretty feel manly.”

Jasmine has also dated Ryan Seacrest, Jesse McCartney and Paris Hilton’s ex Doug Reinhardt. Which is scary. I assume that after you bang Paris Hilton, you pull out of her poisonous vagina and your dick looks like a cigarette that has sat in an ashtray for 30 minutes. A drooping arc of ash that disintegrates when you tap it. Uhh, no thanks. This is my favorite penis. I don’t want anything to happen to it.

(the pictures are Jasmine with McCartney in August of 09 and her alone last night in West Hollywood. source = pacific coast)

wwtdd

(25) Comments

  1. rokan 10/12/2010 12:02

    So, the bottom line is that he has herpes now?

  2. MrAdams 10/12/2010 12:04

    “made me pretty feel manly”? What does that mean?

  3. Death to Finkle! 10/12/2010 12:05

    I highly doubt that his own is this fudgepacker’s favorite penis…

  4. rokan 10/12/2010 12:07

    “I feel pretty, pretty feel manly!
    I pretty feel manly and witty and gay!”

  5. bwilson27 10/12/2010 12:10

    Megan?

  6. pepperjr. 10/12/2010 12:13

    he has my blessings!!!

  7. GiveMe5 10/12/2010 12:15

    Well, it seems he likes blue eyed brunettes… and that looks like Megan Fox by the way.

  8. Woodsman 10/12/2010 12:29

    Afternoon, looooosers. Just caught up on the recent posts … I see an improvement in the average quality.

    In case you were wondering what RedRage was doing during the G20 Summit:
    http://www.rock103.com/pages/crew/twisted/play.html?filename=whyareyouclosed.wmv

    Discuss.

  9. rokan 10/12/2010 12:32

    I bet her clam smells like maraschino cherries

  10. asams 10/12/2010 12:35

    Is that Jesse McCartney in the first picture? The one wearing the red and white board shorts?

  11. pepperjr. 10/12/2010 12:37

    where is delicious Dark Cherrie?

  12. Watt 10/12/2010 12:37

    She look like megan fox to anyone else?

  13. Zombie 10/12/2010 12:37

    I’ve roofied prettier.

  14. pepperjr. 10/12/2010 12:41

    Looks like everyone is falling apart..from the Obama Presidency to http://dlisted.com/node/39211

  15. pepperjr. 10/12/2010 12:41

    How about them JETS?

  16. McB 10/12/2010 12:42

    Traded in for a newer model.

  17. i hate you 10/12/2010 12:46

    bartenders (like her) are simply looking for a way out (of bartending) to another life (of servitude)

  18. Zombie 10/12/2010 12:52

    How to spot a pretend fan / deluded idiot –

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    pepperjr. 10/11/2010 13:21

    I can’t wait to hear the Vikings win over the jets jets jets…

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    pepperjr. 10/12/2010 12:41

    How about them JETS?

  19. rokan 10/12/2010 13:17

    I was surprised how interesting the game got.

    In the end, Favre should have retired.

    Count on him to throw the late game interception from here on out.

    $50.00 says the Vikings do not make the playoffs. 90% of there remaining games are with over .500 teams.

    Put a fork in them.

  20. MisterD 10/12/2010 13:19

    Traded in for a newer model? This whore is a professional star fucker- she’s disgusting. At least when I fuck anonymous nobodies, I dont have to know who I am cock-inlaws with. Disgusting. Having heard the interview on H101 (check local listing-f u c k y o u too), he (David) sounds like a total fucktard. No wonder she’s leaving his ass.

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