Yesterday it was reported that David Arquette maybe had a new girlfriend, 28-year-old bartender Jasmine Waltz, but instead of being happy for him, his wife Courteney Cox decided they should separate after 11 years of marriage.
In her defense, the rumors are true, and Arquette admitted it this morning in an interview with Howard Stern.
(Arquette said) he wasn't living with Waltz, "but I did have sex with her one time, maybe twice... my sexual encounter made me pretty feel manly."
Jasmine has also dated Ryan Seacrest, Jesse McCartney and Paris Hilton's ex Doug Reinhardt. Which is scary. I assume that after you bang Paris Hilton, you pull out of her poisonous vagina and your dick looks like a cigarette that has sat in an ashtray for 30 minutes. A drooping arc of ash that disintegrates when you tap it. Uhh, no thanks. This is my favorite penis. I don't want anything to happen to it.
(the pictures are Jasmine with McCartney in August of 09 and her alone last night in West Hollywood. source = pacific coast)