whats the latest with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes?

July 6, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I hope that headline didn’t imply that I know all the latest developments in the divorce between Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Oh my God this stupid thing is so confusing, and there’s like a billion stories on it... READ MORE

you’ll never guess why Katie Holmes is divorcing Tom Cruise

June 30, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It would be easy to paint Scientology as some scary cult that has given Katie Holmes no choice but to divorce Tom Cruise, and that’s because Scientology is a scary cult that has given Katie Holmes no choice but... READ MORE

Heidi Klum is single

January 23, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Heidi Klum and Seal have had 4 kids during their seemingly happy 7 year marriage, but now those kids are orphans or whatever because Klum and Seal are getting a divorce. Last night, they released this controversial statement… “We... READ MORE

TRUE LOVE CONQUERS ALL!

January 4, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

When Sinead O’Connor got married to drug counselor Barry Herridge last month in Vegas, things got off to a rocky start. Because she immediately took him to the hood to buy drugs. Suffice to say they separated 18 days... READ MORE

Sinead O’Conner is as weird and insane as she looks

December 30, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Sinead O’Connor got married for the fourth time on December 8th in Vegas, then divorced the guy 16 days later on Christmas eve, and today she tells the Sun what went wrong. As you might expect, the part where... READ MORE

Ashton Kutcher has some timely new relationship advice

November 19, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

If you think that being in the middle of a cheating scandal would stop Ashton Kutcher from sounding like a pretentious jackass while he pontificates on the secrets to a good relationship, please allow me to introduce you to... READ MORE

Ashton and Demi announced their divorce

November 18, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

After months of speculation that their marriage was in trouble, Ashton Kuthcer and Demi Moore are getting a divorce. Ashton, since he’s an idiot, naturally went right to twitter, while Demi (who will need a new twitter account now)... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian is “trying to reconcile”

November 8, 2011 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Considering that she doesn’t actually do anything, the public has always been fairly kind to Kim Kardashian. But that all changed after she filed for divorce 72 days after making 18 million dollars off her wedding to Kris Humphries,... READ MORE

Kelly Ripa went as happily married Kim Kardashian

October 31, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

At around the exact same time that the story broke about Kim Kardashian filing for divorce from Kris Humphries, Kelly Ripa and Nick Lachey were on TV dressed up as Kim and Kris at their wedding. Hopefully the crowd... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian is filing for divorce

October 31, 2011 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Just 72 days after Kim Kardashian made 18 million dollars off her wedding to malleable doofus Kris Humphries, she’ll reportedly file for divorce later today citing “irreconcilable differences”. Next up will come the divorce brought to you by legalzoom.com,... READ MORE