Jenny McCarthy says she’s horny, wants a sex tape

Jenny McCarthy did an interview with Billy Bush from Access Hollywood to promote her new book about sex, and her answers revealed quite a lot. But mostly that she’s still annoying as hell.

“Dispel a myth for men: Do women lust as much as men lust?” Billy asked
“I’ve noticed, now being 37, I’m much more horny than I was in my 20s,” she said.
“How horny are you – scale of 1-10?” Billy asked.
“I’m about a 9.8,” Jenny laughed, uproariously.

Oh Jenny you’re too much!!!

“Does size matter?” he probed.
“Size definitely helps, but the thing is, you don’t need big,” she said. “Average is awesome. Standard issue is awesome!”
“Do you have a sex tape?” Billy asked.
“Oh, I love that question. No I don’t have a sex tape and I’m kind of upset that I don’t. You know why? ‘Cause I’m really good,” she laughed.

1. Girls who brag about how good they are in bed never are.
2. If I was Jenny McCarthys kid, she would think I had autism too. “He’s so distant now, he doesn’t talk and acts like he can’t hear me.” Just keep her in the office for a few more hours doctor. Keep her talking. You’ll figure it out.