Katy Perry says she’s a freak in bed, “a 10 out of 10.”

By brendon October 29, 2010 @ 2:23 PM

EXCLUSIVE-Katy Perry having fun in Mexico

Before marrying Katy Perry, Russell Brand was known to cheat on his girlfriends and sleep around, but Katy says that won’t happen anymore, because she’s so much better than all those other girls. Katy says

“He’s made no secret of what his life was like before me, but that’s then and this is the future.
“He’s cheated in the past but he knows how good he has it with me and I know he’d never do anything to jeopardize that. I trust him 100%.”
“Like Ludacris rapped, ‘I’m a lady in the street and a freak in the bed’.
“I can’t rate myself, but if you ask Russell I’m sure he’d give me a 10 out of 10.”

Oh god this marriage is so doomed. Girls who think their freaks in bed usually aren’t. Girls who say nothing usually are.
Girl version of hot sex = strawberries in bed.
Guy version of hot sex = a stripper named Strawberry with her tongue in his girlfriends ass.

wwtdd

(50) Comments

  1. avatar
    rokan 10/29/2010 14:29

    She’d better swallow without burping is all I have to say.

  2. avatar
    SCUM 10/29/2010 14:33

    What is she blew cum bubbles Rokan?

  3. avatar
    pepper 10/29/2010 14:42

    She’s a dog With out the pound of make up on her face….is all I have to say…..

  4. avatar
    MongroJacksonII 10/29/2010 14:49

    If she lets him tie her up and take dumps on her massive tittays then she’s a 10/10 freak in the bed. ATM makes her a 9. Anything less, and she needs to shut the fuck up.

  5. avatar
    Zombie 10/29/2010 14:49

    What celebrity isn’t, Pep?

  6. avatar
    pepper 10/29/2010 14:54

    Z..very true…but this one in particular seems to put layers on her face……almost cartoon like…..

  7. avatar
    Gildorg 10/29/2010 14:55

    I hate to say it, but I tend to agree with the post…

    Chicks who often say they are freaks are usually not…

    It is kind of nice thinking that her huge tits aren’t a complete waste…

    If she is keeping that monkey happy, she must at least be doing the Anal and more than likely ATM… Figure if he is getting it from her, he won’t try to get it from all the dumb broads who would…

    However, cheating when you are dating and cheating when you are married are two completely different things… Ol’ Brandy Boy, might find himself on TMZ before too long for sticking it in the wrong hole!

  8. avatar
    SCUM 10/29/2010 14:57

    I think Brendf@g is auditioning for Perez.

  9. avatar
    NudeTwister 10/29/2010 14:58

    Can’t we just live with the fantasy that she is?

  10. avatar
    pepper 10/29/2010 15:04

    I give them 14 months……she will be a boring fuck in 3 months …..

  11. avatar
    Habitual Line Stepper 10/29/2010 15:05

    10 bucks says she kisses like a grandma …
    “Eeeeeewwww don’t gob on my neck … eeeeewwww …”
    Freak? Ya right.

  12. avatar
    Habitual Line Stepper 10/29/2010 15:06

    Of course if she want to prove me wrong … I would gladly lick that little kitty clean.

  13. avatar
    rokan 10/29/2010 15:08

    How long did it take you, Pepper?

  14. avatar
    SCUM 10/29/2010 15:10

    I think Pepper would settle for a boring fuck about now Rokan.

  15. avatar
    pepper 10/29/2010 15:10

    i’ll let you know…

  16. avatar
    Demon Spawn 10/29/2010 15:13

    10 out of 10, huh? Well I’ll believe it when I see the sex tape she’ll start peddling pretty soon.

  17. avatar
    rokan 10/29/2010 15:14

    I know I talk alot about worming, but I would really like to see how many fingers I could get in her ass before she started pretending not to like it.

    I’m guessing seven.

  18. avatar
    Habitual Line Stepper 10/29/2010 15:18

    Anything over 6 means you’re freaky .. So … I might have been to quick to judge.

    Therefore, I would like my last statement stricken from the record your honor.

  19. avatar
    Watt 10/29/2010 15:21

    She probably lays there like a dead fish.

  20. avatar
    pepper 10/29/2010 15:29

    “10″ is for the strap-on size she used on Russell…..

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