About 5 months ago, Miranda Kerr looked in the mirror ago and thought, “gosh, instead of looking really hot, wouldn’t it be great to look like complete hell. And to have some parasite living inside me and feeding off me, like in that movie Alien.” And so she got pregnant.
Luckily, before doing that, she took off all her clothes and walked around a beach and let someone take pictures of it. So you can either be a little girl and go read a book like some fag, or you can click RIGHT HERE, and begin an erotic journey to an oasis of carnal delights.
meh. show yer pussy.
fuck you skippy i ain’t doing it
image 6 looks like a treacherous place to fall asleep.
This is to artsy for me, I by to artsy I mean I would have to jack off while wearing a velvet smoking jacket, partaking in a fine cigar and sipping some V.S.O.P.
Now thats a piece of ass I could sink my teeth into…..
Mini-Mosh…..
….I don’t think she’s sleeping….I think she is letting the surf give her a quick douche……
…Cold, salty and clean
I’m considering googling to figure out who she is and why I’m reading about her…..
….but my right-click finger needs a rest…..
Nice.
this is boring other than the ass close ups which are still kind of boring. i need some sort of stimulation. i am gonna slam my cock in the door jam. brb.
The water is TOO DAMN HIGH…..
Gee, I kind of expected more!
fUCK that fELT gOOD
New up, since Brend8n was fucking himself all day we can expect another post about midnight.
OR… you could go get a fucking life Rokan.
Bitch is FUG
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