About 5 months ago, Miranda Kerr looked in the mirror ago and thought, "gosh, instead of looking really hot, wouldn't it be great to look like complete hell. And to have some parasite living inside me and feeding off me, like in that movie Alien." And so she got pregnant.
Luckily, before doing that, she took off all her clothes and walked around a beach and let someone take pictures of it. So you can either be a little girl and go read a book like some fag, or you can click RIGHT HERE, and begin an erotic journey to an oasis of carnal delights.