Monday afternoon headlines

October 12, 2010 | Uncategorized | editor | 0 Comments

COURTENEY COX – is single, and has been for a few months. She split from David Arquette after 11 years of marriage because of pictures showing him hanging out with another woman. Hopefully it will be Angelina Jolie, just to watch Jennifer Aniston go all apeshit. (tmz)

MINKA KELLY – is the daughter of a single mom. Who was a stripper. While she raised Minka. If this chick doesn’t do anal, it will shatter everything I think I know about where whores come from. (star)

SPIDERMAN – will have Rhys Ifans as the villain in the reboot starring Andrew Garfield and directed by Marc Webb, though it’s not known what villain he will play. Not that anyone cares. Is this really Spiderman? RV shows have bigger stars than this piece of shit. (hollywood reporter)

SHAYNE LAMAS – is insensitive. She and her awesome tits walked the runway in a breast cancer fashion show in a bikini. They might as well have had her walk to that song, “I Know What Boys Like” for christs sake. (splash)

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