Perez Hilton should get punched in the face again

By brendon October 06, 2010 @ 11:08 AM


This weeks People magazine cover story is about cyber-bullying and Tyler Clementi, the Rutgers University freshman who committed suicide after his roommate streamed video from a hidden webcam showing Clementi making out with another guy.

Lance Bass, Kathy Griffin, Tim Gunn, and Wanda Sykes were all on Larry King Monday night to talk about being gay and bullied, Jessica Simpson and Eva Mendes have shared stories of when they were bullied, and Ellen DeGeneres has been especially vocal about Clementi.

“I am devastated… He was outed as being gay on the Internet and he killed himself. … One life lost in this senseless way is tragic.”

So a closeted gay guy was outed against his will and had intimate sexual moments broadcast on the internet. That’s terrible.

Oh hey look, MTV has an interview with that goblin-faced piece-of-shit Perez Hilton. I wonder what he thinks about this.

“I’m just beyond sad — I’m crushed. And also compelled to act (after seeing) gay bullying and (kids) being harassed in school because people might think that they’re gay.”

In other words, “I’m Perez Hilton. I’m a disfigured, fat fucking sociopath.”

As Jim Norton pointed out today on Opie and Anthony (audio on the way) Perez makes his living doing THE EXACT SAME THING. He (Hilton, not Norton) even bragged about outing Lance Bass. MSNBC wrote…

Lance was forced to make a very public statement on the cover of People after Perez Hilton started posting articles in September 2005, outing Lance on his Web site.
(Hilton says) “It upsets me that people think what I’m doing is a bad thing. I don’t think it’s a bad thing. If you know something to be a fact, why not report it?“
If I have to drag some people screaming out of the closet, then I will.”

Dustin Lance Black is the screenwriter who won the 2008 Academy Award for ‘Milk’. He’s smart, dignified, and openly gay, but he’s not famous. At all. Nonetheless, Perez posted private pictures of him having sex, pictures that the Huffington Post described as…

…shocking, TRIPLE XXX photos guaranteed to repulse Straight America.
(Hilton) took a guy helping millions reconcile faith and family with their sexual orientation and turned him into a porn star.

Then there’s Matt Dallas, star of the ABC Family show ‘Kyle XY’. Though only rumored to be gay, Perez delights in calling him a fag anyway, and even nicknamed him ‘Kyle KY’.

Could this have gotten Dallas fired? Only if ABC Family didn’t like having one of their shows associated with a product gay men require to hump each others asses. But why would ABC Family care about that?

Here he has a picture of Dallas, “celebrating his birthday in fagulous style.” Here he writes, “The fagulous Kyle KY star debuted his new ‘do at the Family TV Awards in LA on Thursday night.”

So maybe it’s only cool to “cyber bully” people about their sexuality if you do it in front of millions. Here’s a screencap from the twitter of Clementis roommate where he announces the streaming video. As you can see, he only has 148 followers, and what he actually wrote is nowhere near as inflammatory as what Hilton wrote, all the time.

Luckily, this story about a teenager throwing himself off a bridge has a happy ending, because Eva Mendes said something about bullying (against it?) and last year you could see her boobs in GQ. And now we get to relive it. You know what’s not dropping like a stone right now? My cock!

(53) Comments

  1. avatar
    Dirty Dirt McGirk 10/06/2010 11:11

    Too many words about and ugly Phaggot.

  2. avatar
    Dirty Dirt McGirk 10/06/2010 11:11


  3. avatar
    Chicagoaniml 10/06/2010 11:12

    Can I have 10,000 marbles please.

  4. avatar
    Chicagoaniml 10/06/2010 11:14

    Every Halloween the trees are filled with underwear, every spring the toilets explode.

  5. avatar
    Gildorg 10/06/2010 11:21

    Wait… Some Phag killed himself?

    Okay… Next?

  6. avatar
    Dirty Dirt McGirk 10/06/2010 11:23

    dogs can eat grass sometimes while cats can jump on loafs of bread. The clouds will move and sometimes the sun will set at night time. Once a car had gasoline and went for a mile. It had break pads and also the neighbor ate cereal. They have lettuce in the crisper and also like to skin apples. Down the road someone put a letter in a mailbox and sent it to Minnesota for the weekend. 5 stamps cost a dollar if you don’t have marshmallows. Always place the chocolate on first or it will drip. The fireproof boots were a great choice and the internet has order forms. If you have the time, you should read the back cover and save the proof of purchase for a contest. One time i had spoken to a person and they said several words with vowels. I was amazed and then painted my face blue after i shaved a reverse Mohawk. Once the rash went away i used gold bond to make my feet move faster in the competition for the slightly used swiffer duster. I won, and then had to pay the tax’s at the border crossing. It was a day filled with sunshine, vitamins, and also a sense of belonging where i knew nothing had been orange. The sand got in our hair, but they it melted into Britta water filters. I chopped and ate 4 ball point pens, and then saved the caps as antenna. I watched hd video on a casio wristwatch with G-shock capabilities, all while watching Keith Olberman.

    I too can type non-sense.

  7. avatar
    Chiefs420 10/06/2010 11:28

    Ahhh yes. Quantity* not quality.


  8. avatar
    Lothar of the Hill People 10/06/2010 11:36

    It’s not often you visit a funtime celebrity-bashing site and get a face full of completely justified righteous indignation.

    Standing up against bullying? Bravo.

    Taking PH down a notch while doing so? Double bravo.

    Now, commence with the fart jokes lest the hoi polloi grow restless!

  9. avatar
    RemSteale 10/06/2010 11:37

    To sum up

    Perez Hilton is a dick

  10. avatar
    Watt 10/06/2010 11:38

    Bigot parents bigot kids.

  11. avatar
    Lothar of the Hill People 10/06/2010 11:38

    Oh, and Eva Mendes needs to be the official mascot of the internet. She should be naked on every web page.

  12. avatar
    MrAdams 10/06/2010 11:43

    I don’t care about Perez, but I’d like to see more Eva Mendes titties.

  13. avatar
    McB 10/06/2010 11:47

    Lothar I agree with you 1000000000%

    Eva Mendes is beautiful, she’s innocent, she’s the greatest piece of ass I’ve ever had, and I’ve had it all over the world!!!

  14. avatar
    rokan 10/06/2010 11:48


    That made alot of sense to me.

  15. avatar
    rokan 10/06/2010 11:51

    Hey Watt,

    I watched Glee for a few minutes last night and I have some questions for you.

    1) Do you identify more with the gay kid who’s father was in the hospital, or with the two old retarded lebos having coffee?
    2) On a scale from 1-10, 1 being stepping on a dog’s nut-sack to make him howl, and 10 being Keira Knightly screaming “Watt!” as you drill her in the ass, how would you rate the closing song, “What if God was one of us?

  16. avatar
    MrAdams 10/06/2010 11:55

    On an upcoming episode of “Punk’d”, Ashton Kutcher gets Justin Bieber really good, and cums on his chest.

  17. avatar
    pepperjr. 10/06/2010 11:56

    Hey…GEY boy..that shit might work with your two lovers over at Opie and Anthony show……HERE, it’s just…BLAH BLAH BLAH……you unfunny asshole!

  18. avatar
    MrAdams 10/06/2010 11:57

    …or was that “Spunk’d”?

  19. avatar
    MisterD 10/06/2010 11:58

    Eva Mendez is quintessential lady in the street and a freak in the bed

  20. avatar
    Dirty Dirt McGirk 10/06/2010 12:05

    ohhh i didn’t even notice the plug for the O&A show. People still listen to them? i was over that bit in 99′ when they got booted from NYC for encouraging people to fuck in churches. It was entertaining for a bit, but got old faster then Stern did.

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