Eva Mendes Reaches For Relevance With Guilty Working Mom Comments

September 29, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

 Last time I checked it was only Ryan Gosling starring in La La Land. Now it seems Eva Mendes is there too with the revamped plot focusing on her non existent hectic work schedule. 

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Calvin Klein Still Likes Them Young

May 12, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Calvin Klein’s is under attack for exploiting rape culture porn memes to sell jeans and underwear. The Calvin Klein marketing obsession with underaged girls dates back to a young Brooke Shields suggesting double-entendres about her jeans and the men who would like to cover her in jizz. Forty years later Klein’s got a chick flashing her panties upskirt as part of the I in My Calvin’s Campaign. She “flashes” in hers. If you had “studies for my organic chem exams” you can tear up your ticket.

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Eva Mendes’ Dog Will Shred Your Junk

March 11, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Women hate Eva Mendes because she’s getting boned by Ryan Gosling. Men hate Eva Mendes because they can’t have her. What’s a misunderstood sexy Latina to do? Buy a big fucking dog that eats slower children. If you so much as glance at Eva’s tits, that brute is going to take his canines to your […]

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