Miley Cyrus and her mom Tish and her little sister the family picture ruiner went to breakfast in Toluca Lake this morning, and her mom kinda looks like porn star Nikki Benz. She’s real skinny with big implants and she has tats and toe rings in the shape of a skull. She looks like she’d let you stick it anywhere and call her degrading names. Miley on the other hand looks like she would cry the whole time. So I’d rather do Mileys mom. I don’t have time for Mileys nonsense. What am I, a social worker?