Eva Longoria got revenge

When Eva Longoria found out her husband Tony Parker was “sexting” with Erin Barry, the wife of Parkers San Antonio Spurs teammate Brent Barry, she knew her marriage was over, but that’s not what she told Parker. Because she wanted to exact some sort of revenge first. Why would she do that instead of just walking away? Because Latin girls are all completely fucking crazy, that’s why. Radar says…

“But Eva was hurt and she wanted a little revenge,” the source revealed. “So she blindsided Tony with the divorce filing.
“They were working out the details about who was going to file and when. They didn’t want it to become a messy divorce. Then Eva got a little revenge and didn’t tell Tony she was filing and dropped the papers on him, catching him off balance for the media blitz.”

Wow that was lame. She really sucks at revenge. Nice. Now I love her more than ever. Obviously she’s fantastic looking, but she’s so damn little, she’s basically a fleshlight that makes 3 million dollars a year. Top that.