Last week the Windows phone girl jumped out of anonymity and into our hearts when someone on twitter told me her name is Christina Cuenca. And after that I got lots of email about other anonymous hot girls, but more than anything else I got this picture. Followed by, “A History of Pictures I’ve Jacked Off To” by The Person Who Wrote You This Email.
Um, I don’t know if there’s been some kind of misunderstanding, but you totally don’t need to tell me those things.
Anyway, it’s Shay Maria. She’s a dancer and a model, in that order. You can follow her on twitter or tumblr.
Normally she yells at me when I post her bikini pictures (because they were just test shots and not meant to be released) but this time she said it was ok. She said, “Well I’m going for a more mature sexy look, not the, ‘hey look at my big titties stuff.” “Ahh yes, I see”, I replied while trying not to get caught looking at her tits.
DIBS!
show yer cunt, whore
Bring back the Bieber……
Most of that shit is shooped.
Daddy like
I bet Pepper still wears his slasher jeans from the 80’s.
If not for the ‘hey look at my big titties stuff.’ she gots nothing
http://imgur.com/a/iSFCx how about this then woods?
Watt: not sure that was helpful
Argyle totally made Diehard.
Pepper, does Watt have a link for you!
Good Morning, Nurse!
Redemption!
So, Watt.
Was that link SFW or NSFW?
Hard to tell.
Could be safe.
I personally think personallity is much more important than a woman having large breasts. I want to know i can have a conversation with a lady about God and children. this whole website just kind of offends me.
I bet I could have done a much better job photographing Shay. $50 in cash if I fail to capture her true essence digitally.
Queef Latifah you offer inspiration…..
Watt….i would click that link if there wasn’t a woman employee doing shit directly behing me……fuck it…….i will let you know how it works it out
hate,
Unless your were wondering what kind of cock Watt finds appealing, its a pass.
The answer is “big white cocks with 5:00 shadow”
Big surprise.
well. that could have gone better. nice try Rokan. i was a bit hasty.