So last night, in between Michael Vick fisting the Redskins, that Windows phone commercial came on, the one that has people saying “really?” and plays In The Hall Of The Mountain King, but much more importantly has that amazing piece of ass in lingerie trying to get the attention of her husband, who I assume is gayly texting his homosexual lover.
And since her breasts kinda bounce when she throws the pillow at the guy looking up the record for the most cocks ever crammed in to one mouth, and everyone goes insane with desire when they see her, this was a huge topic on my twitter. But who is she? Where did this siren come from, and are there pictures of her naked?
Thankfully, diggitydigs on twitter had the answer. The “really” girls name is Christina Cuenca, and she’s the 2006 Miss Louisiana.
In summation, I may have found my calling. I have a website, and I’m very very lonely with nothing better to do than stalk hot girls on the internet, so if there’s someone special in your heart like Christina, email me and maybe we can find out who she is. And by that I mean, hopefully someone will just tell us. What am I, in the NSA, I don’t know how to find these girls. If I knew how to track down hot chicks do you think I’d be here talking to your loser ass every day. Uhh, um, I mean… I love you!
SEXY UPDATE – as several dozen emails graciously pointed out, Christina and her perfect body also star in this Dodge commercial.
Yeah, she sure makes Kesha look like dog food.
Pfft, 4chan and SA have been doing the internet detective game longer than twitter.
I love this commercial it’s so true about those addicted to their smart phones. But I don’t see how another smart phone that does all the same stuff will be any different.
And z OMG that fucking song is HORRIBLE!!!! It amazes me how its like number four or five on iTunes. Who is hearing that song and thinking hell yes I wanna jam to this???
Watt I’m souped for glee tonight u?
$100 is too much for any single video game, as far as playing football with your friends outside….F that. We always get hurt when playing each other, too much size/competitive.
souped? Does that mean excited?
Yes I am. I’ve been pretty impressed by the story line so far
The chick in my avi sort of looks like the chick in the gif
Q: “And z OMG that fucking song is HORRIBLE!!!! It amazes me how its like number four or five on iTunes. Who is hearing that song and thinking hell yes I wanna jam to this???”
A: The same people that are buying Gaga records and paying 99cents to download her songs.
From Sunday(now caught up after football): Dexter-thank god finally picking up
Boardwalk-Still waiting for shit to hit the fan
Walking Dead-Homeslice from Boondock Saints is a redneck?
can we power comment this bullshit to 100 so we can get another commercial/post?
I especially enjoyed last weeks rendition of Teenage Dream.
*poop alert*
‘an untreated person with cholera may produce 10-20 liters of diarrhea a day’
is that a lot?
Hate to say it, but the post was petty funny.
Dirt,
You want to drive this bitch to 100? I’m on it.
Be prepared for a barrage of comments about the consistency of my stool, which is runny because i have a cold.
To the two sport assholes, @Tom and @Zombie, take your shit and go to With Leather.
LOOSERS!
DDM over 150 sold out concerts all over the world. Go fuck yourself. Deal with the fact that she is talented even if it’s not your cup of tea.
Justin Beiber was in town all last Saturday checking out all his merchandise at the local stores, would have slapped him if he was over 18
I thought using the @ symbol was passe?
i just put a 2 liter on my desk – 20 liters is lot of fucking poo
You mean the @ is for pussies.
poop stories eh? I dropped a deuce Friday that was quite painful. Reminded me of inadequately lubed anal. The thing was so big it wouldn’t fit through the toilet hole. My husband said he wasn’t even mad, but impressed.
Tom, I would have gladly taken the assault on a minor charge.