Music awards are dumb in general, music award shows are practically retarded, and music award shows where the winners are determined solely by fan voting are off in the corner putting their dicks in an open light socket.
I give you the 2010 American Music Awards.
Justin Bieber had a perfect debut at the American Music Awards, winning all four awards he was nominated for: entertainer of the year, breakthrough artist of the year, favorite pop/rock male and favorite pop/rock album for "My World 2.0." "This means the world to me," said Bieber after winning breakthrough artist. "I come from the smallest town in the world, of like 30,000 people; I never thought this was possible."
Woww. 30,000. I guess this really IS an amazing story of overcoming adversity. Is it even listed on maps? They should leave that Survivorman guy there for a week, leave him to forage for breakfast at the Hampton Inn in this desolate wilderness with only 2 Starbucks, one of which... is inside Target! Dun-dun-dun!