Justin Bieber is the Artist of the Year

By brendon November 22, 2010 @ 11:51 AM


Music awards are dumb in general, music award shows are practically retarded, and music award shows where the winners are determined solely by fan voting are off in the corner putting their dicks in an open light socket.

I give you the 2010 American Music Awards.

Justin Bieber had a perfect debut at the American Music Awards, winning all four awards he was nominated for: entertainer of the year, breakthrough artist of the year, favorite pop/rock male and favorite pop/rock album for “My World 2.0.”
“This means the world to me,” said Bieber after winning breakthrough artist. “I come from the smallest town in the world, of like 30,000 people; I never thought this was possible.”

Woww. 30,000. I guess this really IS an amazing story of overcoming adversity. Is it even listed on maps? They should leave that Survivorman guy there for a week, leave him to forage for breakfast at the Hampton Inn in this desolate wilderness with only 2 Starbucks, one of which… is inside Target! Dun-dun-dun!

(103) Comments

  1. avatar
    Dhee Dhee Emm 11/22/2010 11:58

    this is official rock bottom for this place.


  2. avatar
    RemSteale 11/22/2010 11:59

    Wait, Lindsay Lohan got fired from the Linda Lovelace Bio film and this is the story you start with today?

    A guaranteed chance to take the piss out of Lilo because she got fired from a film about someone who was the first mainstream porn star who did anal and you run Bieber?

    You are so ghay

  3. avatar
    Dhee Dhee Emm 11/22/2010 12:01

    we’ll have multiple miley posts and jonas phaggot’s posts by the end of the day….

  4. avatar
    Watt 11/22/2010 12:01

    Any award show is shit. They reward album sales rather than staying power and quality. Just look at boy bands in the 90′s they don’t sell like they used to.

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    NautiusMaximus08 11/22/2010 12:02

    Enjoy it while it lasts Justin. When your audience grows up & you’re not so cute anymore, you’ll end up like NKOTB & Backstreet Boys making “special appearances” at malls & AMA’s when you’re less than irrelevant.

  6. avatar
    RemSteale 11/22/2010 12:02

    There is definitely a very Perez Hilton homo slant to posts here lately

  7. avatar
    VaginaOfParis 11/22/2010 12:03


  8. avatar
    Watt 11/22/2010 12:04

    Or kimkardashian at the airport getting her tits touched?

  9. avatar
    smellsgreat 11/22/2010 12:05

    DeeDEeEMM…you shush…he’s mine..all mine..look how cute this little coal burner is?
    I bet his poon smells like Usher’s watermellon…..

  10. avatar
    VaginaOfParis 11/22/2010 12:05

    as long as you’re blowing yourself today, can we please have a post about Spencer & Heidi?

  11. avatar
    RemSteale 11/22/2010 12:08

    No, the next post will be Miley at the AMA

  12. avatar
    NudeTwister 11/22/2010 12:09

    Watt just gave me motivation to be an airport screener when I retire- fuck greeting at WalMart- I mean the TSA and Wall Mart greeters are on the same intellectual level, but TSA screeners get to grab tits and crotch.

  13. avatar
    Tom Foolery 11/22/2010 12:10

    I have yet to own a leather jacket…pass.

  14. avatar
    Watt 11/22/2010 12:10

    I think you’re right rem. String of AMA inc

  15. avatar
    LuckyBastard 11/22/2010 12:12

    He shore do have a purty mouth………

  16. avatar
    Dhee Dhee Emm 11/22/2010 12:18

    “Music awards are dumb in general, music award shows are practically retarded, and music award shows where the winners are determined solely by fan voting are off in the corner putting their dicks in an open light socket.”

    But that won’t stop the hacks from putting up 5 posts about it.

  17. avatar
    MrAdams 11/22/2010 12:19

    Is that a picture of a young George Michael?

  18. avatar
    rokan 11/22/2010 12:19

    His smoldering eyes are looking right into my soul.

  19. avatar
    Dhee Dhee Emm 11/22/2010 12:21

    i wonder if this cock gobbling phaggot is going to go the Ricky Martin route and wait until he’s 30 to break the fuck out of the invisible closet he’s clearly hiding in, or if he’s gonna Adam Glambert us and just phag out in pink and phuck boys on stage while dry dry humping to some bull shit generic pop music? FUCK YOU CANADA! TAKE HIM BACK!

  20. avatar
    guy009 11/22/2010 12:23

    There is no Hampton Inn, Starbucks or Target in Stratford. You sir, are an idiot.

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