Tony Parker has been cheating on Eva Longoria

By brendon November 17, 2010 @ 11:55 AM


Despite denials yesterday, at least in regards to whether or not Tony Parker filed for divorce, Us magazine goes on sale today with a cover story claiming that Parker has been cheating on Eva Longoria for over a year. Well, not really cheating, but close enough to piss off his wife.

Eva Longoria Parker and Tony Parker have split after three years of marriage, Us Weekly reveals.
Multiple sources tell Us Weekly that Longoria Parker, 35, recently discovered that her husband, 28, has been exchanging personal texts with a mutual female friend for nearly a year — hundreds in just one month.
She plans to file for divorce soon.
“Eva is heartbroken by the betrayal,” says one insider, adding that her husband confessed to the inappropriateness – which took place for nearly a year – after she confronted him.

Basketball players should know better than to date Latin girls, because those dudes WILL cheat, and Latin girls WILL catch them and then freak the fuck out. He should just be glad he didn’t get stabbed with a pencil or something. Eva might be interested to know that I’m single and I can’t stand basketball, but best of all, I’m a sweet gentle boy with a heart full of love.

(39) Comments

  1. avatar
    MrAdams 11/17/2010 12:00

    I’ve got deja vu. Didn’t we just do a story about Parker and Longoria?

  2. avatar
    DeeDeeEmm 11/17/2010 12:03

    wow. I am so shocked i can hardly breath….i can also hardly give a FUCK…..

  3. avatar
    teutonic 11/17/2010 12:05

    No one cheats on the Chupacabra… and lives.
    I guess Lilo must be having a slow day.

  4. avatar
    DeeDeeEmm 11/17/2010 12:08

    is there a web page defibrillator on the wall somewhere, if so, get that shit quick……This place is DYING!

  5. avatar
    p e p p e r 11/17/2010 12:09

    Remember sinners…DO NOT SEXTEXT!!!!

  6. avatar
    RemSteale 11/17/2010 12:21

    So, he was texting a female friend.

    Did he even nail her?

  7. avatar
    DeeDeeEmm 11/17/2010 12:24

    Disney and VS paying to be the top spots in the crowd favorites today…

  8. avatar
    Zombie 11/17/2010 12:25

    I would definitely cheat on her too. Just look at her body… oh wait, she doesn’t have one.

  9. avatar
    DeeDeeEmm 11/17/2010 12:28

    only 1 pic? only 1?????? You put up 36 pic galleries of people simply walking down the street, and this wetty in a bikini only gets 1? Doesn’t pacific coast news or splash have some paps to send over to her place to stalk her for the day so we can get 52 photos of her going to the grocery store and shopping?

  10. avatar
    rokan 11/17/2010 12:28

    who gives a fuck?

  11. avatar
    Slaappy 11/17/2010 12:31

    Retards should sign up for Facebook messager so they can have all their sextexting at their fingertips

  12. avatar
    Watt 11/17/2010 12:32

    eva just needs to date a desperate man who’d never chest on her.

    On a completely unrelated note, eva, call me!

  13. avatar
    Death to Finkle! 11/17/2010 12:33

    I’m with mikey the retard on this one.

    By that I mean brusshing his grama’s dinchoors.

  14. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 11/17/2010 12:34

    I think the problem is that she doesn’t have a chest on her to begin with…

  15. avatar
    Observer 11/17/2010 12:38

    I’d much prefer to see the chick with the orange and black stripe sending me some sext pictures……..

    …..can text messages be deleted from phones?

  16. avatar
    Watt 11/17/2010 12:40

    Chest = cheat


  17. avatar
    Observer 11/17/2010 12:40

    Orange and black stripe bikini top, that is…..

  18. avatar
    Death to Finkle! 11/17/2010 12:42

    What are these text messages you speak of?

    Me and pepper still have to crank our phones and tell Sara to give us Mount Pilot…

  19. avatar
    Zombie 11/17/2010 12:42

    Watt, intentional typo? Cause that shit was funny, especially with the chosen banner pic. Nice catch SomeoneluvsU.

  20. avatar
    DeeDeeEmm 11/17/2010 12:43

    she’s 35 and mexican? shouldn’t she have like 12 kids by now?

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