12.01.2010 Britney Spears denies that her boyfriend hit her

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A spokesman for Britney Spears and Jason Trawick has made a statement about todays report in Star magazine claiming that Trawick hits Britney. I think he’s denying it.

“Every aspect of the story published by Star Magazine is completely and utterly false.
Star Magazine was informed of the falsity of the story before it was published.  All the statements attributable to Jason Alexander are completely fabricated.
The audio recording posted on RadarOnline is a fraud and it is NOT Britney.
The audio they are allegedly relying on between Britney and Jason Alexander is obviously fake and ridiculous — it is NOT HER.
Jason Trawick has never abused her.
They have defamed Britney Spears and we will be taking appropriate legal action.”

Jason Alexander sort of seems like an idiot, and this is what happens when plans get thought up by idiots. They don’t work very well. I’m sure he doesn’t understand that there are a million ways to prove he’s lying. I doubt he even understands how the horse at the state fair knew what 1+1 was, and also 5-3, and even 2×0. He probably assume it was some kind of super horse or a horsey demon.

(20) Comments

  1. i hate you 12/01/2010 17:37

    star magazine is lies? NO WAY. now on to girls boobies! FIST>?

  2. Death to Finkle! 12/01/2010 17:38

    First of tha month.

  3. Death to Finkle! 12/01/2010 17:38

    I hate you, i hate you.

  4. i hate you 12/01/2010 17:39

    DTF is DTF if you’re DTF

  5. i hate you 12/01/2010 17:39

    pamgivespeppers are you DTF?

  6. SCUM 12/01/2010 17:46

    I ‘d hit it.

  7. Death to Finkle! 12/01/2010 17:49

    Pam ain’t coming back. I’ll bet the farm.

  8. rokan 12/01/2010 17:51

    Pamgives Peppers swims with the fishes,

  9. oy 12/01/2010 17:53

    which one out of the “sexy readers” has posted on here!? do we have a cuntformation?! some of them lamb chops look pretty hot….need to get the whole photo though…

  10. oy 12/01/2010 17:54

    rokan!!!
    man, you guys really cleaned the place out of all the vag layin around here!

  11. FastRamone 12/01/2010 17:55

    2×0=0…

  12. rokan 12/01/2010 17:57

    Oy,

    Apparently, girls don;t like to talk about poop as much as we do.

  13. Death to Finkle! 12/01/2010 17:57

    ::tips 40 for all the vag gone by… Fussy… Fussy’s Tit… Lady Garden… DirtyDiane… Snatch… DB’s Treasure…::

  14. i hate you 12/01/2010 17:59

    pamgivespeppers —– i am betting she posts later tonight around the time when other puppets show up.

  15. MrAdams 12/01/2010 18:00

    If I met Jason Trawick, I’d tell him to
    LEAVE BRITNEY SPEARS ALONE!!

  16. SuperB 12/01/2010 18:03

    a million battered women in america…

    and all this time I been eating mine raw.

    Badunchu chu

  17. rokan 12/01/2010 18:13

    Finkle,

    Don’t forget Topher or P-rick

  18. smellsgreat 12/01/2010 18:28

    Don’t forget Polly

  19. Tortelvis Himself 12/01/2010 19:31

    Yes D.T.F., I think ‘2×1′ is what he was going for.

  20. Admiral 12/01/2010 19:44

    Actually, if a horse knew what 2×0 was I’d be absolutely impressed.

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