Carrie Fisher doesnt care that John Travolta is gay

I’ve said this before but, I used to work at the Ritz Carlton in Marina del Rey, and John Travolta stayed there a lot and invited me back to his room on several occasions. He’s gay. Oohh, I assure you, he is gay.

Another person who knows this is Carrie Fisher, and in a new interview with the Advocate, she’s even more blunt about it than I just was.

Advocate: In the September 2009 issue of Out, you participated in its monthly Can I Be Blunt? column by sharing 10 things that gay men should know about straight women. One of those things was, “We don’t really care that John Travolta is gay.” I know you and Travolta go way back, so let’s get really blunt here: Does his legal team have any business demanding Gawker remove a recent post suggesting that he’s given blow jobs?
Fisher: Wow! I mean, my feeling about John has always been that we know and we don’t care. Look, I’m sorry that he’s uncomfortable with it, and that’s all I can say. It only draws more attention to it when you make that kind of legal fuss. Just leave it be.

I can only assume gay guys hide it because they’re polite and they think straight guys will be jealous. What a gift it would be to be gay, and not have to deal with women and their endless god damn insanity. Aww they’re all nuts. Also I wouldn’t mind wearing a tank top every now and then in the summer without my friends calling me Princess Dick Lover for 90 minutes.