Jake Gyllenhaal (who turns 30 in 3 weeks) and Taylor Swift (who turns 21 in 2 weeks) are officially dating, according to Us magazine. Oh, the excitement.
Us has the first photos of Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal’s romantic Thanksgiving Day weekend.
Arm in arm, the two looked more smitten than ever as they took an afternoon stroll in Brooklyn’s Park Slope neighborhood
Dating for just five weeks, the romance is heating up.
“She loves his family and he loves hers,” says a Swift source.
Adds another pal, “It’s definitely serious.”
Hold on to your hats, because they also describe Taylor as “love-struck”. Well knock me down with a feather, why don’t you. I used to date a girl so clingy she liked to hold my dick when I took a piss. Taylor seems like that. Nuts.
Luckily for her Gyllenhaal is practically retarded and a mental blank slate so he probably won’t even notice. Here’s a timeline of what would happen if you hit that dummy in the head with a rock:
0:10 – Blank stare
0:20 – Blank stare
0:30 – “Heeyy, what the…”
Does she know he wants to suck cock?
Brenda…why not just change the name of wwtdd to Dlisted…..you post everything he posts…only hours later…….
Jake and Taylor? Is this the sequel to Brokeback Mountain?
Rokan..here you go
http://therussross.tumblr.com/post/1986585450
He could do better…….
…..he could be banging the homo from “Glee”….
The “closet case” football player, that is…..
Is anybody that’s on or watches Glee straight?
aahhhh… lesbian lovers….how sweet
Rolling Stone magazine writes “Taylor Swift, 20, has just released a new album which contains 4 songs regarding multiple male acquaintances she has been romantically involved with in the past year, including singer/songwriter John Mayer, 33. The album is expected to set a new Billboard record.”
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TRANSLATION: “Taylor Swift is a budding whore who likes to kiss and tell. Everybody knows to take the amount of sexual partners a chick admits to and multiply it by 3 for the real answer. 4 x 3 = 12 guys who have came on Taylor’s rat face in the past year. Her album should sell well because most girls who listen to country music are drunken party sluts and MUST HAVE Taylor Swift’s new CD blaring while their brother’s hunting buddy nails them on the porch swing.”
Thank you for the clarification Observer…
Saying “that gay one on Glee” is like saying “that black basketball player”….
SomeoneluvsU…….
……or black inmate…….
oopppsss……
…that sounded racialisty……
Scum,
Watt watches Glee.
I’m not sure if that answers your question though.
I’m almost ashamed to admit that I’m not quite sure who Taylor Swift is…….
…and I only know Jake Gyllenhall because his sister likes to show her tits on TV……..
Mini,
Answering your last questions.
I only use conditioner to shave my balls and jack off in the shower.
His sister is a cartoon turtle.
I just saw a Christmas KFC commercial on TV. Do jigs give each other 12 piece buckets for Christmas? It must be greasy under their Kwanzaa bush.
I watch Glee and I’m straight.
http://celebs-and-models.com/celebs/MaggieGyllenhaal/Maggie_Gyllenhaal-Nude-Strip_Search-02.jpg
..an entertaining turtle nonetheless…..
Mini-Mosh…..
…I’m sure you could be persuaded to experiment…..