12.01.2010 what in the hell

britney_abuse

Jason Trawick has been a well known talent agent for a long time because of high profile clients like Britney Spears, whom he also started dating two years ago, and he’s generally given a degree of credit for her comeback because he’s been seen as a steadying influence on her once chaotic life.

But today Star magazine goes on sale with a cover story claiming Trawick is secretly some violent lunatic who gave Britney a few Irish kisses (black eyes), according to that guy she married for 55 hours in 2004.

Britney’s former husband Jason Alexander tells Star that the pop princess confided to him that Trawick beat her — on multiple occasions.
“Britney is in an abusive relationship. She told me her life had turned into a nightmare.”
She recently confided that Trawick “hit her so hard it gave her a black eye.”
Alexander says he’s telling this story because he’s “really concerned” for Britney who he feels is “telling me these secrets as a way of getting out of this.”

Um, get out of what? Having a boyfriend? Believe me when I tell you, girls can get out of having a boyfriend. Women are black hearted monsters, they don’t care. It’s like they’re god damned aliens who gain some sort of power from our tears.

INCONCLUSIVE UPDATE - Radar has audio of “Britney” telling Jason that Trawick hits her, and as shocking as that is, just imagine if the girl sounded anything like Britney. Then it would be amazing!

(63) Comments

  1. rokan 12/01/2010 12:57

    Fuck off

  2. RemSteale 12/01/2010 13:03

    Redneck hick single mom with rugrats gets beaten up by partner.

    How is this news?

  3. NudeTwister 12/01/2010 13:03

    A-FUCKING-MEN Roka-
    Well Said.
    Need to change my av… suggestions?

  4. Death to Finkle! 12/01/2010 13:03

    Glasgow smile > Irish kisses

  5. minimosh 12/01/2010 13:06

    wow. if Irish kisses and Eskimo kisses got in a fight….

  6. rokan 12/01/2010 13:06

    NT,

    I like the one you have, but I suggest you go with something dirty.

  7. Watt 12/01/2010 13:06

    I want some sweet potato fries

  8. Zombie 12/01/2010 13:07

    NudeTwister, you should photoshop a pic of yourself sucking on Chewbacca’s dick. It would go great with your schtick here.

  9. i hate you 12/01/2010 13:09

    zombie: pepper wants to give you the ol’ banana in the tailpipe

  10. minimosh 12/01/2010 13:10

    Watt, you want to go to Kelly’s with me for lunch? They also have a great buffalo burger.

    http://www.kellysbrewpub.com/

  11. RemSteale 12/01/2010 13:10

    Innuit/Gaelic lesbian porn, sounds cool Mini

  12. rokan 12/01/2010 13:13

    Zombie,

    You should paint your car like the General lee and sport some Daisy Dukes.

  13. i hate you 12/01/2010 13:17

    people live in alberquereewqqqereee?

  14. Death to Finkle! 12/01/2010 13:17

    …straght’nin the curves… flat’nin the hills…

  15. rokan 12/01/2010 13:18

    Where’s Pam?

    I want to give her a good worming and see which one of you loosers has your hand up her ass.

  16. Geor 12/01/2010 13:18

    Now that this is out in public, he’s really gonna punchasize her face.

  17. RemSteale 12/01/2010 13:18

    Well if its the ass in the link earlier, lucky hand

  18. minimosh 12/01/2010 13:21

    yes, IHY, but I wouldn’t call them people exactly…

  19. rokan 12/01/2010 13:24

    Mini,

    How hard is your bean?

    I mean right now, at this very minute.

  20. Zombie 12/01/2010 13:26

    Only if you’ll agree to blow my Dixie horn, Rokan.

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