If not for the out of control drug addiction, paranoia, violence and crime sprees, Charlie Sheen would be pretty cool. Or at least fun to hang out with. The trick is block out everything else and focus all your attention on the prostitutes and whores.
Luckily that's what Jim Norton of the Opie and Anthony show is best at, as proven once again in todays New York Post...
"As far as I'm concerned, if you make $2 million a week and you don't have a hooker in your hotel room, you're creepy and I don't trust you. And I don't do drugs at all, so for me it would just be more prostitutes. That's how they would find me. I would be dead on the floor, flattened by a pile of prostitutes. I'd look like a cat in a hoarders' house."
I should probably stop having Jim Norton quotes on the page, at least in the morning, because let's not kid each other, it's all downhill from here. If this were a relay race, he'd have taken the lead, handed me the baton, my pants would fall down, I'd drop the baton, trip, and somehow have it go right up my ass when I fell down.