01.11.2011 Charlie Sheen had an orgy with Bree Olson

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When we last saw Charlie Sheen, who is the star of a CBS sitcom about raising a child, he was in Colorado threatening to murder his wife. Wait, no, my bad, he was in New York City kidnapping prostitutes. But this weekend he was in Las Vegas for the Oscars of Porn, the AVN Awards, and, long story short, he banged three porn stars at once, including Bree Olsen, and is still there even though he’s supposed to in LA today working on his TV show.

Charlie Sheen is supposed to be on the set of “Two and a Half Men” at 10 AM PT (but) TMZ has learned he’s still in Las Vegas.
Charlie’s people, as well as suits from the studio … are deeply concerned for him. We’re told Charlie’s people have been trying to get him in rehab but he doesn’t think he has a problem.

I’m not sure who the other two girls are that he was with but they need to be put on some kind of watch list. I’d rather put my dick in a komodo dragons mouth than a girl after she’d been with Charlie Sheen. Hopefully it wasn’t Asa Akira or Kristina Rose, because I plan on having sex with them, though I can’t go into the details of my plan (hint: it involves a gun).


(53) Comments

  1. One Puppet To Rule Them All 01/11/2011 13:04

    why isn’t Bree Olsen’s name in the Tags? why isn’t Bikini in the tags? That being said, I’d burry my cock to the hilt into this whore, and then try to tuck my balls in there as well.

  2. uknowwhere2findme 01/11/2011 13:06

    she’s a porn star….just another small pencil dick for her….oh…and a pay check!

  3. rokan 01/11/2011 13:06

    I said, “GOD DAMN!!!!!”

  4. uknowwhere2findme 01/11/2011 13:07

    DDM…..Can’t be very difficult to tuck your balls into her……..100thousand other men have……

  5. One Puppet To Rule Them All 01/11/2011 13:08

    she’s got a great set of natural tits. very rare in porn these days.

  6. uknowwhere2findme 01/11/2011 13:08

    Her shorts are not even tight …and yet a blind man can read her pussy lips…

  7. Chicagoaniml 01/11/2011 13:09

    Brews cute but she is really fucked up in the head. So is he for missing a porn whore. All I would be able to think of was her face being Glazed.

  8. ohmwrecker 01/11/2011 13:17

    Thanks for the completely worthless gallery of Bree Olson pics!

  9. Gildorg 01/11/2011 13:19

    You say that she is messed up in head like it is a bad thing…???

    I mean, if you were banging her, would you really care?

  10. One Puppet To Rule Them All 01/11/2011 13:20

    messed up in the head = she’s got lice?

  11. Tom Foolery 01/11/2011 13:21

    Attaboy Charlie!! Always living the dream

  12. ohmwrecker 01/11/2011 13:24

    Is Chicagoaniml drunk?

  13. Gildorg 01/11/2011 13:25

    If she had lice, would that be a deal-breaker?

  14. uknowwhere2findme 01/11/2011 13:28

    xnxx has all her films……she is a ninja lover……

  15. RedRage 01/11/2011 13:31

    Sheen parked his Cesna in an Airbus A380 hanger.

  16. Mac-Daddy 01/11/2011 13:38

    I met her at AVN awards 2 years ago. She’s about as smart as a pebble!

    Typical Porn star!

    http://tinyurl.com/4kdua7c

    I’d still nail her though!

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  18. rokan 01/11/2011 13:45

    Mac-daddy,

    That’s not her pussy!

  19. Shabby 01/11/2011 13:57

    12 pics of a PORN STAR and not a single tit to be seen. Seriously, just be honest that you’re gunning for the soccer mom crowd, so I can look for the celeb nipslips and ruthless commentary elsewhere.

  20. Mac-Daddy 01/11/2011 14:03

    lol, funny….it’s mentioned how a porn site has all her movies, and suddonly, the comment section quickly dies!

    I wonder where everybody is??

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