Charlie Sheen is an asshole who beats up women, and that’s why I had my fingers crossed that he would die yesterday, but he didn’t, and now we’re gonna have to listen to a bunch of insultingly condescending explanations for why he was rushed to the hospital. Awesome. Officially, he’s in there for a hernia. And what caused it to flare up? Was it the 36-hour coke binge? Nooppe. Course not.
One friend of Charlie Sheen has the most unusual reason for the actor’s hospitalization on Thursday — the Two and a Half Men star was laughing too hard.
Steve Brodersen, identified as Sheen’s friend by Extra, told the program that Sheen suffered a hernia injury while laughing too hard at the television from his home.
The report continues that Sheen may need surgery as soon as tomorrow to repair the hernia. Brodersen said that Sheen told him from the hospital bed, “I’m not dying.”
Is anyone in LA law enforcement gonna investigate this, by the way? At all? Witnesses are saying he had a briefcase full of coke. No one wants to look into that? Maybe swing by his house? No?
Okay fantastic.
I’m sure if there was a news report about my meter being expired and they could write me a ticket they’d have a team of forensics on the scene within the hour.
4 posts in a row! Really?
Fotr someone who says he doesn’t care…sure seems like you care!!
Show more of the nakid porn star, I dont have time to google!
I’m sure he’s laughing now……
….what a pussy…..hospitalized because he has a twinge in his ball-sack area…..
…..in truth……(to say nothing of “homage”.)……all Sheen posts should be accompanied by naked Denise Richards pics…….and any other of his assorted whores…..
are you telling me non of the whores took one picture?
I call the story Bullshit!!!
SHOW ME THE PICTURES!!!!!!
The Guys like 50 years old! H probably threw his back out fucking the shit out of these 20 year old whores. He’s making see he’s getting his moneys worth.
I’m surprised the whole “hiring a pornstar as a prostitute” issue hasn’t come up with this whole story.
Brenda is saving the next story of how he was going to rent a house next to his and have a few girls live there as a “porn family”. That’s a TMZ story he hasn’t posted yet.
Or maybe his hernia is caused from coke use: http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/h/hiatal_hernia/causes.htm
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Calling women fat an ugly on this site IS like beating women! Mentally!!
Which in some cases for some women, is way worse than slapping a bitch!! Flesh wounds heal. Mental scars don’t!!
Hypocrites make me laugh. LMFAO!!
Hernia? Probably from taking it in the ass from those freaky bitches strap ons!! Lol
Why don’t you sit on a plunger. Lol
See if you get a hernia? I promise no one would give a rats ass?
Don’t hate the player!! Hate the gazzame!!
These lane Sheen posts with no VJ shots is getting old.
Off to watch some real shit!!
I think trying to degrade Charlie and talk shit about his is BrendA’s way to play hard to get with him.
Charlie Sheen = Brendas next Lilo
I’m with Brenda on this one…I hope Charlie goes 6 feet under by the end of the year…..
Hopefully you dont get too mad at me?
You know I love you!!
Big LOVE from BIG D!!
P.S. Next time I’m in Cabo, I’ll get you some hott pics. Free of charge of course. Unless you want to go on a date with me?
Mr. Trainwreck!
Mr. Chew Chew train engineer!! Lol
Come on ride the train!! The Chew Chew train!!
Chewwww Chewwww!!!!!!!!!! Lol
will we get 5 charlie posts in a row?
I hope he dies.
the only charlie i like…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsGYh8AacgY
That was sooo gay!! Don’t you know? Unicorns don’t exist!! Lol
Go back to Gayndy Mountain and find some hookers, coke and pornstars.
That would be the real Candy Mountain. Nose candy that is!’
Cartoons are for kids!! Your not old enough to be on this site!! Lol
Please post disgusting and lewd videos or be BANNED for posting this garbage!! Lol
Still no fucking tits?
But the MADD classes are really kicking into fucking overdrive it seems:
“Is anyone in LA law enforcement gonna investigate this, by the way? At all? ”
Shut the fuck up already… he’s got money, he does coke and he nails porn stars… THATS WHAT being an actor is all about Nancy Reagan.
I dont mind the Just Say Know campaigning IF it comes with naked whores.
Youre like the reformed alcoholic who goes to a beer bash and tries to get others to control their consumption. If you cant do coke, then no one should.
Sorry. You’re!! Cracked iPhone makes me look like I’m on crack. Lol
Here’s a good song for you losers who ride unicorns!! Lol
http://www.rte.ie/ten/tvawards2010/vote.html
Wrong link. Fuck you’re unicorns I’ve a horse outside!!
http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?xl=xl_blazer&v=ljPFZrRD3J8
CaboBomb, welcome to the club….now put a fucking face on.
I’ve been on this site for a long time. I have no face. That’s me singing that song. Learn to love it!!
I love you all!! Get off your unicorns!! And ride me like a horse!!