morning headlines

By brendon January 24, 2011 @ 11:14 AM


REGIS PHILBIN – quit his talk show because of money, and he thinks he can do better, despite the fact that he was making 20 million a year and is so old he has to be reanimated with jumper cables every morning. (tmz)

JONATHAN KNIGHT – of New Kids On The Block was outed by Tiffany on TV Friday night. A guy who sings and dances is secretly gay? Now I’ve seen everything! (popeater)

NAYA RIVERA – of Glee hosted a party at the Bank in Vegas this weekend, and she did it in a fantastically short dress. The theme of the party was how awesome it is when hot girls dress slutty. (splash news online)

(18) Comments

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    Reeses Feces 01/24/2011 12:00

    Anyone seen the video of Rashard humping Big Ben? I only hope all the women that Ben has raped slowly clapped and said “Take that you ugly fuck!”

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    rokan 01/24/2011 12:02

    Congratulations to all you cock-sucking Chicago sports fans.

    You finally found a quarterback as gay as you are.

    Jay Cutler is a pussy.

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    Shabby 01/24/2011 12:03

    So WWTDD has basically become a compilation of other, better celebrity goof sites like popeater and tmz. A shitty, unfunny one cluttered with obnoxious ads and popups for garbage like “Skins”. Keep sucking Jim Norton’s balls, though. He’d be impressed by the magnitude of douche you’re pumping out here, I’m sure.

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    Reeses Feces 01/24/2011 12:07

    WTF ROKAN!! Jay Cutler is a BEAST!!!

    We may not be thinking of the same person..

  6. avatar
    rokan 01/24/2011 12:08

    Comment #1 Fascinating about the marshmallow.

    Comment #2 about the dry humping. Pepper tries the same shit on me the last time we went for a bike ride.

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    Sensei John Kreese 01/24/2011 12:11


    Do you still try riding a bike without a seat?

  8. avatar
    rokan 01/24/2011 12:12


    We take turns riding on the handle-bars.

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    Reeses Feces 01/24/2011 12:12

    Rokan, was it a tandem bike? Was it in motion or did he wait til you were in a safe mountable position?

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    One Puppet To Rule Them All 01/24/2011 12:29

    thank you splash news online for having your paps stalk all the d-list celebs so that places like this can buy pic sets and write up pointless posts about people no one cares about, and places that wont be around in 5 years.

    A plug for Naya Rivera, a plug for glee, and a plug for the bank in vegas, all in one post. That’s a 3 for 1 and that’s how you make money.

    Seems like we are starting this week off with a shit whimper and a fart waft.

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    One Puppet To Rule Them All 01/24/2011 12:31

    we are already here, you don’t have to spam comment us back to the place we are already at…

  13. avatar
    Reeses Feces 01/24/2011 12:33

    How much do you think Brenduh makes copying and pasting?

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    One Puppet To Rule Them All 01/24/2011 12:34

    bitch looks like octomom here…..annnnnnnnnd I’m out.

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    rokan 01/24/2011 12:43

    This slut is not hot. She looks like a Filipino tranny here and her nose is so big you could steer a boat with it.

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    Gildorg 01/24/2011 12:52

    She doesn’t look too bad in a couple of those pics, but overall; I have to agree with the jury… She isn’t the hottest piece of ass available…

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    i hate you 01/24/2011 14:24

    she is hot. i am going to start watching glee. fuck you chicago and fuck you ny.

    pack wins.

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    howlett23 01/24/2011 16:32

    maybe i need to catch a show of this GLEE…this chick is smokin’