When asked about abortion and rape, Justin Bieber said, “everything happens for a reason.”
I just wanted to get that out of the way. To sort of quantify his other observations in the new Rolling Stone, when asked about things outside the realm of bangs and what it’s like to be such a huge star in the eyes of a fan base whose previous favorite musician was a blue cartoon dog.
So here’s what he said when asked if he ever plans on becoming an American citizen…
“You guys are evil,” he says with a laugh. “Canada’s the best country in the world. We go to the doctor and we don’t need to worry about paying him, but here, your whole life, you’re broke because of medical bills. My bodyguard’s baby was premature, and now he has to pay for it. In Canada, if your baby’s premature, he stays in the hospital as long as he needs to, and then you go home.”
Fuck off you douche. You have free diapers and similac. Oohh, I’m so impressed. Anything more complicated than that and your choices are to die or die. Even with all our problems, and there are many, we’re better at almost everything. Our screening rates are much higher, for example. Canada’s idea of preventative medicine is to wave a torch at the monster in the woods so it doesn’t bite you.