Lindsay Lohan only borrowed that necklace

Hold on to your hats everyone, because there’s been a development in the “Lindsay Lohan stole a necklace” story, and it turns out Lindsay didn’t do anything wrong and this is all someone else’s fault and everyone else is lying. Those jerks!

Lindsay Lohan claims she did not steal the necklace … rather, she claims it was loaned to her and a stylist simply forgot to return it on time, TMZ has learned.
?Lindsay says her stylist is the one who returned it to the LAPD last night.
?Lindsay says, according to sources, “I didn’t have any part in the non-returning on time.”

This should go without saying, but the jewelry store is the one who called the cops. They don’t seem to think she borrowed it, and even if she did, if she never returned it, then it’s stolen. God this bitch is soo dumb. I’m starting to feel bad for her. I guess she should be proud to have even accomplished this much in life, considering that she’s practically retarded, but thats the kind of thing you normally say about Special Olympians after they drown.