Most people have seen the tattoo that Angelina Jolie has on her shoulder listing the latitude and longitude where each of her six kids were born. For example, here she is at the Salt premier last July. The two lines at the bottom say N 43° 41′ 21″ E 07° 14′ 28″, and if you plug that in on a map you get the Lenval hospital in Nice, France, where her twins Knox and Vivienne were born in July of 2008.
(She) debuted a new tattoo on her left arm (pictured above) that lists the possible map coordinates of Algeria. The seven-line long tattoo includes the geographical coordinates of the birthplace locations for all of Jolie’s children. Hm, does this mean that Angie is gearing up to adopt a seventh child?
Just ignore that part about Algeria. These reports are all written by girls (this seems to be the first one) and girls don’t know shit about maps. You can’t read the second half of Jolies tat, the longitude, so all you have is the latitude. So it’s useless because we don’t know where the lines intersect. 35 degrees North could pretty much be any point along this red line. It could be Algeria, it could also be Oklahoma City or Tokyo.
This was a fascinating lesson about maps, wasn’t it. Tomorrow I’ll tell you what to do when confronted by a bear and show you how to make a compass out of a leaf.
ANTI-CLIMACTIC UPDATE – wow so it really was Oklahoma. But not for a new kid. InTouch says, “the new ink actually bears the longitude and latitude of Brad Pitt’s birthplace, Oklahoma.”