January Jones is pregnant, apparently human

April 29, 2011 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

January Jones announced last night that she was pregnant, which will mean big changes for her and the father, assuming she knows who that is.

“January Jones is happy to announce that she is expecting her first child this fall,” her rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.
While Jones is keeping quiet for now on any other details, a source close to her says, “She’s really looking forward to this new chapter in her life as a single mom.”

Even though this chick might be kind of a drunk, and kind of slutty, this is still surprising because she’s clearly a robot, one who wasn’t programmed to ever smile or show emotion. Whoever had sex with her probably looked in her vagina, saw a bunch of wires and blinking lights and assumed it was ok to finish inside of her. Exactly as Skynet planned.

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