Just to be clear that’s not Jenelle Evans, the star of Teen Mom, in the headline. That’s Page 3 model Leilani Dowding on Miami beach yesterday, about 10 minutes before she finally took off that suffocating bikini top and playfully splashed around in the water (NSFW).
Now prepare for all the happiness Leilani brought to be snuffed out because the star of High School Whore did in fact put on a bikini and go to tropical celebrity hotspot Oak Island, North Carolina today, so I dumped a few of her pictures back here. The star of Will Suck Your Dick Under The Bleachers is so completely ordinary I don’t understand why we’re supposed to play along with this and act like she’s famous. Someone has to draw the line. It would be one thing if the star of Let Some Seniors DP Her At A Party was attractive in any way, but she’s so plain and dull, she inspires such apathy, it’s amazing her image even registers on film.