05.18.2011 January Jones had an affair and got pregnant

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It’s been almost a month since January Jones announced that she was pregnant, but she still won’t say who the father is, and according to the Daily, that’s because he’s married and they had an affair while filming ‘X-Men: First Class’. Which seems like a pretty good reason.

So of the big names on ‘X-Men’ who are married, there’s director Matthew Vaughn, who is married to Claudia Schiffer, Kevin Bacon, who is married to Kyra Sedgwick, and James McAvoy, who is married and has a son. There’s also Jason Flemyng, who isn’t as famous but you would know him if you saw him, and Oliver Platt, who is fat so it’s not him.

Hopefully it’s one of the other ones though. For now I guess we just have to wait for January to talk. That’s why I’m gonna go ask her about this, ask her who the father is, then slip her a $20 bill and say, “maybe this will jog your memory.”


(54) Comments

  1. Dr Poop 05/18/2011 18:03

    I’d like to confirm that diagnosis.

  2. One Puppet To Rule Them All 05/18/2011 18:06

    wow, 9 pics of a pregnant whore walking……how fucking riveting?

  3. Mr. Nutt 05/18/2011 18:07

    The government really thinks we are stupid don’t they?

    http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/05/18/cdc-warns-public-prepare-zombie-apocalypse/?test=latestnews

  4. One Puppet To Rule Them All 05/18/2011 18:07

    i wonder if this whore will pull some stupid whore shit and name the kid March, or April, or maybe even November!

  5. One Puppet To Rule Them All 05/18/2011 18:08

    oh and look who just bumped up in the post order, Paid for post from Kate upton….

  6. Mr. Nutt 05/18/2011 18:09

    The whole movie director post is gone!

  7. One Puppet To Rule Them All 05/18/2011 18:09

    not gone, just moved down to make room for the girl who paid to be here today….

  8. i hate you 05/18/2011 18:10

    unprotected sex is unwise if you are married and fucking a whore.

  9. i hate you 05/18/2011 18:12

    holyfucknuttyou’reright! the nazi’s are coming!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P-hvPJPTi4&feature=share

  10. Mr. Nutt 05/18/2011 18:13

    I can’t blame her for paying to let EVERYBODY she can know that that was NOT her with that idiot.

  11. i hate you 05/18/2011 18:13

    holyfucknuttyou’rewrong&OPTRTAisright!

  12. Mr. Nutt 05/18/2011 18:17

    I have the ammo that says I’m not going there.

  13. Mr. Nutt 05/18/2011 18:19

    Yes, One puppet is always on top of things around here.

  14. i hate you 05/18/2011 19:17

    unprotected sex is also unwise is your wife is (was) a whore.

  15. Joust 05/18/2011 19:19

    Holy shit Nutt, you’re still here! ROTFL!!!!

    Rolling out a new comment every couple of minutes from dawn till midnight.

    Yeah it’s pretty obvious you don’t “do other things around the house during the day”.

    Fucking pathetic bum. LMFAO!

    Go get some job apps.

  16. Observer 05/18/2011 19:35

    Getting preggo from illicit fucks is Hollywood’s new “sex tape”….

  17. Mr. Nutt 05/18/2011 19:43

    Thanks Joust. Are you a motivational speaker?

  18. i hate you 05/18/2011 19:57

    joust lives in a van down by the river. you can move in with me. i have room.

  19. Joust 05/18/2011 20:01

    Nope, but I am employed and not dependent on the rest of the country to take care of me like a worthless piece of shit.

    I’m on my 7th comment of the entire day. You’re on your 7th comment of just this post alone.

    Get a life. Seriously.

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