The cast of ‘Jersey Shore’ arrived in Florence, Italy, today to film the next season of their MTV show, and if you’re wondering how long it took to for them to embarrass me as an American, I’m not quite sure. However long it took for Snooki to get out of the bus.
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snooki looks bangin
“and if you’re wondering how long it took for them to embarrass me as an American, I’m not quite sure.”
You’re already just an ordinary American… how much more embarrassing can you possibly get??
Can’t wait to see how many fights are in this season, though. These Jersey juicebags are going to get their asses beat on by some real Wops.
they aren’t allowed to film in bars, so what the fuck are the going to film? i honestly have no idea bc i have never watched this stupid display of jersey fucks. i hope they all die.
over under before deportation is set at 11 Days
thundercunt, your avi still scares the hell out of me.
It still scares the shit out of me, too. I bet when you pull your cock out of that broad it sounds like Barney from The Simpsons’ burp.
Thanks for the Double!
Pepper, I really shouldn’t have to explain this… But the age of the account makes all the difference in the world.
My account is the one of the oldest active accounts on here (If not, in fact; the oldest). Puppets, as I understand them… Are extra accounts made by the same person. Generally, they would be made after the main account and therefore have a later creation date…
My account is five years old… If I was a puppet… Why would I use a five year old account? Wouldn’t I use the accounts that I created after my main account? Wouldn’t all of those accounts have similar creation dates?
In any case, you will choose to believe, whatever you choose too… So the argument is rather pointless…
I will however, take another drink at this time! Screw it, I am home (not getting paid) so I might as well enjoy myself!
Cheers!
i tried watching a couple episodes… this one broad wasn’t dtf but the other one was so pauly was in but the sich was out of the dtf game so he pulled asshole and wrecked paulys dtf sich and then ….. no and then
Hey!
The Crowd Favorites updated to the point where Rachel Bilson is almost gone!
M0M0… Could you translate that for those of us, who are reading… “Street Slang for Dummies”?
Thank you in advance.
(P.S. - It might be very easy to understand… But half-a-fifth of 90 proof… Tends to lower one’s comprehension)
whats a fifth i don’t speak old english nigga
i thought i would drink again tonight….
oh and it was just silly… pauly d didn’t score because the situation’s girl wasn’t D.T.F (down to fuck) so he kicked her out of the room and wrecked pauly’s good time with the easy broad that was D.T.F
90 proof… what chew drinking… ? Captain morgans is a hell of a drug…
oh fuck… you’ve only finished a micky…? i don’t like the drugs but the drugs like me.. such a great tune… it’s been my theme song for a decade
Thundercunt, when she queefs……
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/359477/road-warrior-queef#searchterm=queef
Fairly decent cheap Bourbon - Ezra Brooks.
It was shown in a movie that occasionally gets a mention on here.
Leon - The Professional. (Some here, say it was Natalie’s best work…)
Damn… That was a nasty queef!!!
Is it wrong that I kinda want to bend JWow over and do her in the pooper?
to swim you have to swallow…. mommy taught you this eh pepper?
mommy called one of your uncles salt at one point..?
or they just called you pepper cause the sprinkle of multi covered cum and they never really knew who to name you after..?
so your a star fucker.,..? check out the movie fubar … we roll pilsner tall where i roll