By any reasonable standard Lindsay Lohan should be in jail right now, but she’s rich and white, so instead she was on the beach in Miami this weekend, doing a photo shoot for Plum magazine. And then on a hotel balcony flashing her tits (NSFW). So it’s not really a nipslip. I know the headline says “nipslip”, but I didn’t know what else to call it. I don’t think it’s a niplslip when you just stand there and open your shirt. I think it just means you’re slutty.