Heidi Klum looks like a good mom

By brendon June 21, 2011 @ 4:25 PM


Heidi Klum spent the morning playing with her four kids at a community center in Soho today, including Leni, her 7-year-old daughter with Formula 1 team owner Flavio Briatore, and Henry Samuel, her giant 5-year-old son with Seal. After that she probably went and had some more kids with some other guys. The whore.

(image source = pacific coast and inf and flynet)

(29) Comments

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    i hate you 06/21/2011 16:27

    seal’s cock was covered with not 1, but 2 post it notes at his home in LA.

    pepper’s personal boudior photography collection only requires a thumbtack.

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    uknowwhere2findme 06/21/2011 16:27

    Why……that’s not the color of Black….what happened?

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    uknowwhere2findme 06/21/2011 16:28


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    Mr. Nutt 06/21/2011 16:28

    Her tits are heading south.

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    i hate you 06/21/2011 16:40

    i am heading south. i think i might have to move to nashville. i fucking hate honky tonk, but i live southern ladies.

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    i hate you 06/21/2011 16:41

    love. southern ladies. fuck you all. you should watch the scientology sing a long up above. it brought a tear to my eye.

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    Dr Poop 06/21/2011 16:53

    I’d sell Pepper’s comic book collection to get her up in the stirrups.

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    Mr. Nutt 06/21/2011 17:15

    What happened to her tits?


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    i hate you 06/21/2011 17:22

    i have been told that titties deflate after women breast feed. doctor?

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    Dr Poop 06/21/2011 17:38


    Here is a recent article from the AMA to which I have added my own observations:

    Most women undergo a range of physical changes over time, (Meaning that they get fat, mean and ugly) and changes are perhaps the most prominent in the breasts (Wonky nipples). This is especially true after pregnancy (Stretched vagina and peritoneal tearing) and breastfeeding (Areolas bigger than Pepper’s) , which often causes loss of shape and firmness (Otherwise known and saggy tits). But loss of breast shape is not limited to pregnancy and child birth alone. (Chicks get fat and ugly for a variety of reasons) Generic aging and weight fluctuations often result in sagging breasts, best resolved with suitable surgical intervention. (Talk your fat, ugly chick into getting a boob job)

    Hope that helps.

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    i hate you 06/21/2011 18:01

    thank you. i will share this with my new girlfriend in hopes that it sets high standards and expectations for her future with me.

    you always know best doctor poop! i didn’t need those other girls anyway!

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    Dr Poop 06/21/2011 18:06


    Two things:

    1) Don’t buy the cow if you can get the milk for free.
    2) Make sure to give her taint a good washing before you toss her salad. You don’t want to get worms.

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    i hate you 06/21/2011 18:11

    3) if she has a taint weed, pepper can have her.

    thanks doc. you’re a gentleman and a scholar.

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    NautiusMaximus08 06/21/2011 18:23

    Thanks Dr Poop.

    Heidi had amazing tits at one time….

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    Mr. Pickles 06/21/2011 18:34

    I have a green thumb and was able to do some weeding. I stuck my pickle in that Seattle Taintweed and I haven’t been right since! Pam gave orgasms and received them quite well!


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    SCUM 06/21/2011 18:48

    With that n@gger and all them brats groping and suckling on them it was only a matter of time before they went to shit.

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    Bonnie 06/21/2011 20:24

    looking a tad gaunt, i think…

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    MrAdams 06/21/2011 20:45

    And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
    And you may find yourself in another part of the world
    And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
    And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
    And you may ask yourself,”Well…How did I get here?”

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    Mr. Nutt 06/21/2011 21:29

    Same as it ever was.

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