Kathy Ireland is depressing

By brendon June 07, 2011 @ 11:06 AM

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This picture of Kathy Ireland from Sports Illustrated was my most cherished childhood possession. It was on my wall for years. If there had been a fire, I would have saved it before my parents. But now she’s 48 and has 3 kids, and yesterday she was in Hawaii to remind us that time is slowly but certainly turning us all into monsters.

Jesus Christ, these pictures might as well end with a shark attack they’re so depressing.

(image source = bauer griffin)

wwtdd

(26) Comments

  1. rokan 06/07/2011 11:07

    I bet her clam smells like mac and cheese

  2. westmanazzhat 06/07/2011 11:24

    I bet her clam looks like mac and cheese…..

  3. i hate you 06/07/2011 11:38

    i would like some mac and cheese please.

  4. SaltySack 06/07/2011 11:40

    Great…now I’m hungry…

  5. Tom Foolery 06/07/2011 11:49

    Mac and cheese along with kathy ireland are ruined for me

  6. Admiral 06/07/2011 11:55

    Well, out with old, in with the Adrianne Curry’s of the world, I always say.

  7. Mr. Pickles 06/07/2011 12:02

    I would fuck some mac and cheese before I would fuck Kathy Ireland. She does have a nice spring comforter collection.

    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  8. MrAdams 06/07/2011 12:03

    I don’t like curry on my mac and cheese.

  9. The Fried Man 06/07/2011 12:16

    Wait…I don’t get it? Is she pregnant now? That stomach looks like there is a set of twins brewing in there.

  10. Death to Finkle! 06/07/2011 12:26

    Where’s Obs? He likes to stir the mac and cheese…

  11. mdubovy 06/07/2011 12:28

    Who you all kidding? She is still a sexy cougar and I would still bang her out, even with that pot belly…ha!

  12. SCUM 06/07/2011 12:39

    Mac and cheese as lube.

  13. MrAdams 06/07/2011 12:51

    That’s using the ol’ noodle.

  14. SCUM 06/07/2011 12:55

    Canoodle my noodle.

  15. Shitcock 06/07/2011 13:04

    At least her kids are pretty hot, right?

  16. Mr. Nutt 06/07/2011 13:08

    Hanging out under the table.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFBNuvQM6UY&NR=1

  17. Tripod 06/07/2011 13:15

    I was prepared to be depressed until I glanced at the photos and noticed Kathy’s spawn. I believe in a couple of years those daughters may be wank worthy.

  18. i hate you 06/07/2011 13:18

    new soon to be fatty up.

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