This picture of Kathy Ireland from Sports Illustrated was my most cherished childhood possession. It was on my wall for years. If there had been a fire, I would have saved it before my parents. But now she’s 48 and has 3 kids, and yesterday she was in Hawaii to remind us that time is slowly but certainly turning us all into monsters.
Jesus Christ, these pictures might as well end with a shark attack they’re so depressing.
(image source = bauer griffin)



















I bet her clam smells like mac and cheese
I bet her clam looks like mac and cheese…..
i would like some mac and cheese please.
Great…now I’m hungry…
Mac and cheese along with kathy ireland are ruined for me
Well, out with old, in with the Adrianne Curry’s of the world, I always say.
I would fuck some mac and cheese before I would fuck Kathy Ireland. She does have a nice spring comforter collection.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I don’t like curry on my mac and cheese.
Wait…I don’t get it? Is she pregnant now? That stomach looks like there is a set of twins brewing in there.
Where’s Obs? He likes to stir the mac and cheese…
Who you all kidding? She is still a sexy cougar and I would still bang her out, even with that pot belly…ha!
Mac and cheese as lube.
That’s using the ol’ noodle.
Canoodle my noodle.
At least her kids are pretty hot, right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYa61dMGljE
Hanging out under the table.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFBNuvQM6UY&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbBbQm_2r1k&feature=related
I was prepared to be depressed until I glanced at the photos and noticed Kathy’s spawn. I believe in a couple of years those daughters may be wank worthy.
new soon to be fatty up.