Does impossibly handsome and charming millionaire movie star Bradley Cooper speak fluent French? Of course he does. Why wouldn’t he.
06.02.2011 oh fuck you, Bradley Cooper
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You took me away from Blake Lively’s tits for this?
WTF?
i can’t tell if the first blake pic below is butt or boobs. it’s going to drive me crazier than trying to figure out what the fuck dbag is saying. great post. wtf.
Film Drunk is as DEAD as WWTDD….
“rokan 06/02/2011 11:45
I want to come clean with all of you guys. I am the one who hacked her cell phone. Observer taught me how to do it, and Pepper gave me her phone number.
I hope you will all forgive me.”
Pepper with a girls phone number!!!! Oh thats rich!!! Tell us another one Uncle Rokan!!!
French is the most homosexual of languages. Largely inspired by the innate propensity for homosexuality culturally. This can be seen best by the fact that their men are subservant bitches.
okay. i figured it out. unless she is wearing an ass sweater. those are boobs.
hate,
I finally figured out that the thing that looks like a leg, is really an arm, and the thing that looks like a butt-cheek with a bow on it, is really her tit.
Jesus, I sound like Mikey!
it’s like a puzzle without all the pieces. i really could have done without the sad faces. i don’t want to see her as a real person, but more of an additional place i would like to stick my penis.
Where are all her tattoos in the other pics.
My dick can’t take this level of confusion.
i wonder how confusing this would be for your penis?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fee+fee+bag
I thought maybe I should be jealous about his mastery of the French language, but then, what’s he use it for? To say the same stuff he says in English, except in French. Other languages are so useless.
It’s like those French people have a different word for everything!
wouldn’t you still pronounce it “Las Vegas” even in French?
Fucking Rosetta Stone…
hate,
That really didn’t help at all.
it’s prbly bad idea to share those with even your closest of friends.
Only if you ask to borrow his sock.
new up about baby killers.
This is totally giving me new ideas for a sock puppet show at the kids’ parties I perform at.
Two birds with one stone, eh? Nudge, nudge…
How can we be sure he’s even saying real words…..???
….unless I see hairy armpits, big noses, and free-swinging tits…….that “French” language shit is useless……