oh fuck you, Bradley Cooper

By brendon June 02, 2011 @ 11:47 AM

Does impossibly handsome and charming millionaire movie star Bradley Cooper speak fluent French? Of course he does. Why wouldn’t he.

(19) Comments

  1. rokan 06/02/2011 11:53

    You took me away from Blake Lively’s tits for this?

    WTF?

  2. i hate you 06/02/2011 11:53

    i can’t tell if the first blake pic below is butt or boobs. it’s going to drive me crazier than trying to figure out what the fuck dbag is saying. great post. wtf.

  3. uknowwhere2findme 06/02/2011 11:56

    Film Drunk is as DEAD as WWTDD….

  4. Ron Burgandy 06/02/2011 11:59

    French is the most homosexual of languages. Largely inspired by the innate propensity for homosexuality culturally. This can be seen best by the fact that their men are subservant bitches.

  5. i hate you 06/02/2011 12:01

    okay. i figured it out. unless she is wearing an ass sweater. those are boobs.

  6. rokan 06/02/2011 12:03

    hate,
    I finally figured out that the thing that looks like a leg, is really an arm, and the thing that looks like a butt-cheek with a bow on it, is really her tit.

    Jesus, I sound like Mikey!

  7. i hate you 06/02/2011 12:11

    it’s like a puzzle without all the pieces. i really could have done without the sad faces. i don’t want to see her as a real person, but more of an additional place i would like to stick my penis.

  8. rokan 06/02/2011 12:13

    Where are all her tattoos in the other pics.

    My dick can’t take this level of confusion.

  9. i hate you 06/02/2011 12:32

    i wonder how confusing this would be for your penis?

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fee+fee+bag

  10. Admiral 06/02/2011 12:34

    I thought maybe I should be jealous about his mastery of the French language, but then, what’s he use it for? To say the same stuff he says in English, except in French. Other languages are so useless.

  11. MrAdams 06/02/2011 12:43

    It’s like those French people have a different word for everything!

  12. redneckwordsofwisdom 06/02/2011 12:54

    wouldn’t you still pronounce it “Las Vegas” even in French?

  13. The Fried Man 06/02/2011 13:05

    Fucking Rosetta Stone…

  14. rokan 06/02/2011 13:18

    hate,

    That really didn’t help at all.

  15. i hate you 06/02/2011 13:31

    it’s prbly bad idea to share those with even your closest of friends.

  16. rokan 06/02/2011 13:32

    Only if you ask to borrow his sock.

  17. i hate you 06/02/2011 13:47

    new up about baby killers.

  18. Shitcock 06/02/2011 13:49

    This is totally giving me new ideas for a sock puppet show at the kids’ parties I perform at.

    Two birds with one stone, eh? Nudge, nudge…

  19. Observer 06/07/2011 20:18

    How can we be sure he’s even saying real words…..???

    ….unless I see hairy armpits, big noses, and free-swinging tits…….that “French” language shit is useless……

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