someone tried to murder Joss Stone

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Murder in England sounds really complicated, because police have arrested two men who were reportedly plotting to kill Joss Stone. With swords. She's safe now but an APB has been issued for Captain Hook and Prince Humperdinck.

Two men have been arrested near Joss Stone's home on suspicion of conspiracy to rob and murder, after reportedly being found in a car with swords, rope, a body bag, plans of her house (and) maps and aerial photos of her property. ...the men were arrested Monday morning near Stone's house after residents reported a suspicious-looking vehicle. Stone said in a statement that she was "absolutely fine and getting on with life as normal" as police faced a deadline to charge or release the suspects.

That map of her house was maybe the sort of thing they should have just memorized. You could maybe, maybe, bullshit your way around the swords and body bag, but not when they're underneath a blueprint of the house your parked outside of. They might as well have had pictures of her with tomorrows date and X's for eyes drawn over it.

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