Murder in England sounds really complicated, because police have arrested two men who were reportedly plotting to kill Joss Stone. With swords. She’s safe now but an APB has been issued for Captain Hook and Prince Humperdinck.
Two men have been arrested near Joss Stone’s home on suspicion of conspiracy to rob and murder, after reportedly being found in a car with swords, rope, a body bag, plans of her house (and) maps and aerial photos of her property.
…the men were arrested Monday morning near Stone’s house after residents reported a suspicious-looking vehicle.
Stone said in a statement that she was “absolutely fine and getting on with life as normal” as police faced a deadline to charge or release the suspects.
That map of her house was maybe the sort of thing they should have just memorized. You could maybe, maybe, bullshit your way around the swords and body bag, but not when they’re underneath a blueprint of the house your parked outside of. They might as well have had pictures of her with tomorrows date and X’s for eyes drawn over it.
I thought gun control over there was suppose to eliminate this kind of stuff. Do you think we can get these guys to go after Ke$ha?
I think I know why they wanted her dead.
http://cdn.concreteloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/ralph_joss1.jpg
I would stab her too, with my cock.
Long, hard, deep, vigorous strokes. Fuck, cum, repeat.
Her medical records show that she has a high level of uric acid in her last urine sample.
The odds of her having a yeast infection are about 90%.
She’s baking some bread down there. Count on it.
Who is this and why should I care?
Big Fat Yeast Rolls
why the fuck would you want to kill her? she sings barefoot on stage and bounces around a lot.
on another note, i wish portman had a daughter. that way i could be awkwardly attracted to her when she was 14, like i did her mom. it would only be right.
Here you go pud pullers http://egotastic.com/full-size-image/236101/
Holy hooters Batman http://egotastic.com/full-size-image/236071/
scum, did i see xxx footage of her yesterrday? i swore i did. i only ask you bc you seem to be the resident ‘ass’ expert, figuratively obviously. dr. poop is the literal expert.
“conspiracy to rob and murder,”
What, no rape?
What a bunch of homos.
No porn Hate, yet.
Those were the best air brushed pics I have ever seen!
Scum,
I don’t think that girl is human.
You haven’t got any scratch n sniff pics do you?
New up fart knockers!
….swords….??
…I’ll bet they were “crossing swords” when the cops pulled them out of the Miata…..
Rokan…..@14:18…….
…excellent point……