the MTV Movie Awards were as thrilling as ever

By brendon June 06, 2011 @ 10:41 AM


The 2011 MTV Movie Awards were last night, but if you missed it, or the ones from 2010, 2009, 2008, and 2007, here’s a comprehensive recap:

1. ‘Twilight’ won everything.

2. I asked, “who the fuck is that,” a lot.

3. No one did anything sexy, interesting, or funny.

See ya next year, everybody!

(image source = getty and bauer griffin and flynet)

(11) Comments

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    thetumbrel 06/06/2011 10:52

    Also, Twilight won everything for some fucking reason.

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    Mac-Daddy 06/06/2011 11:03

    huh? damn I missed it!

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    i hate you 06/06/2011 11:49

    that girl in the first picture has a very pouty look about her lips. i want her to lick my taint.

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    rokan 06/06/2011 11:58

    I hear Twilight won everything.

  5. avatar
    rokan 06/06/2011 12:41

    looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

  6. avatar
    i hate you 06/06/2011 12:49

    you wanna sniff my finger?

  7. avatar
    rokan 06/06/2011 13:02

    Does it smell like Justin Bieber?

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    i hate you 06/06/2011 13:44

    yes, which actually smells like selena gomez.

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    fupniture 06/06/2011 14:19

    You obviously missed the part where Reese Witherspoon told all the young actresses in Hollywood that they shouldn’t make sex tapes.

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    tedujam 06/06/2011 15:02

    That’s Amber Lancaster you have labeled as Jennifer Lawrence

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    Observer 06/06/2011 15:54


    ……was that on yesterday evening??

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