Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Braless Aroma

January 29, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you’ve ever thought to yourself I’d like to smell like a pale chick in a slip, I’ve got the fragrance for you. Rosie for Autograph. I have no idea what that means. Only that it will make you smell like lilac and isopropyl alcohol rather than Jason Statham jizz and Mayfairs. You can’t put […]


Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Isn’t Wearing Much

May 16, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Everybody looks better out of focus. With a right sun flare, I resemble the god Apollo in my Christian Mingle dating profile. Roise Huntington-Whiteley doesn’t much blur to look like the hot girl with the bald guy from The Transporter. But they put her slightly out of focus anyhow. That’s called art. Though not art […]


Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Has A Nip Slip

December 4, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jason Statham left his girlfriend alone for just five minutes and look what the hell happened. The dude hasn’t been more than six inches from Rosie Huntington-Whiteley since they started dating a couple years back. He’s forced his body to consume its own waste so that he’d never have to take a bathroom break from […]


Rosie Huntington-Whiteley In A Bikini

June 11, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m wrong about most things, but after the fact, I usually can make sense of why I was so wrong. I never expected Jason Statham to still be bumping uglies with model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley this far down the line. Jason is a rather over-protective dude. And an action film star. These guys are notorious for […]


Wednesday Afternoon Headlines

January 24, 2013 | Uncategorized | Brendon| 0 Comments

ANGELINA JOLIE – might be pregnant again, meaning she and Brad Pitt will soon have their seventh child. To be honest I’m not even sure if that’s what the story said, it just seems like something they would do. (hollywood life) BEYONCE – lip-synched yesterday at the inauguration for President Obama, but her ‘Destinys Child’ […]