Tom Cruise is almost as big as a little girl

By brendon June 09, 2011 @ 10:46 AM

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The highly anticipated ‘Super 8′ had it’s big fancy Hollywood premiere last night, and exciting celebrities like Tom Cruise were there. Here he is with the movies star, 13-year-old girl Elle Fanning (she’s Dakota Fannings daughter. Or sister. I should look that up). And obviously someones been drinking their milk because Tom is almost as big as that young girl now.

“Yeah, but she’s probably wearing heels,” you might be thinking. Oh please. As if Tom wasn’t. Yet they’re essentially the same size, even though “frail” doesn’t even beging to describe her appearance. Between her white blond hair and pale skin and that creepy dress, she looks like a ghost you’d see in a Swedish castle.

Oh, and look, Ryan Lee (imdb) was there too. He’s in this movie, and, SPOILER ALERT, he saves the day when the towns damn bursts. Try and guess how!

(image source = getty and bauer griffin)

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  1. Mr. Nutt 06/09/2011 10:58

    FIST!!!

    Tom may be short but his ego is HUGE!

  2. SomeoneluvsU 06/09/2011 11:07

    Add her to the FILF list…
    (Fannings I’d like to fuck)

  3. Observer 06/09/2011 11:10

    ….it is easy to criticize celebrities…….

    ….but from what I understand…….Tom Cruise is GREAT at ass-fucking……..give or take….

    …so PLEASE….give the “guy” some credit……

  4. Shitcock 06/09/2011 11:11

    I would very much like to do inappropriate things to that girl’s backside.

    And what the bloody fuck is wrong with that other kid? Aside from needing a fucking bag of oats, that is…

  5. Observer 06/09/2011 11:12

    SomeoneluvsU…….

    …..I’ll keep that in mind when I’m making Durden Christmas present lists……

  6. Mr. Nutt 06/09/2011 11:32

    She is 13! Wait five years. Then again look what happened to the Olsen twins. Never mind, go for it.

  7. RomanCandle 06/09/2011 12:12

    Remember: 13 will get you 30.

    (still might be worth it).

  8. Subzero288 06/09/2011 12:16

    Cruise’s lifts are no match for the stilts that kid’s walking on!

    But, dude, seriously with this . . . OK, so Tom Cruise is a short dude – big friggin’ deal? Doesn’t seem to have held him back much.

  9. MrAdams 06/09/2011 12:16

    I’d still take her to the Super 8 Motel.

  10. nunyobidnez 06/09/2011 13:35

    Why was Tom Cruise there? Is he the gay ass fucked alien in Super 8?

  11. Ever 06/09/2011 17:13

    http://www.wwtdd.com/enlargedimage/?back_to=/2011/06/tom-cruise-is-almost-as-big-as-a-little-girl/ryan_lee_super_8_premiere_june_8_2011_2/&postid=819432

    WHAT IN THE BLUE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS KIDS TEETH!?

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