Ben Affleck is patriotic (and site news!)

By brendon July 06, 2011 @ 6:14 PM


Ben Affleck is from Boston of course, which is probably the most patriotic city we have, so of course he took his kids to the 4th of July parade in Brentwood on Monday. What’s surprising is that Jennifer Garner went along with him, because she’s from West Virginia, and people from West Virginia are communist sympathizers who hate America more than anything. I also heard they steal.

Speaking of Boston, that’s where I’ve been for the last 5 days. The plan was to post as normal but it turns out that Boston is absolutely awesome, and once I realized that I told the plan to go fuck itself. Everything is back to normal tomorrow though. Sweet dreams everyone.


(84) Comments

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    rokan 07/06/2011 18:21


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    Observer 07/06/2011 18:47


    ….and now the wife “claims” she’s going out with “the girls” tonight…..

  3. avatar
    Observer 07/06/2011 18:49

    …..for the average tourist….

  4. avatar
    Observer 07/06/2011 18:50

    ….first LNOJ honeymoons here……..

    ….and now this….?!!!

    …I should take a “Duck Tour” of Boston someday….

  5. avatar
    wickedretarded 07/06/2011 18:52

    Go to Regina Pizza and Mike’s Pastry in the North End of Boston. There may be lines but you’ll be glad you waited.

  6. avatar
    Observer 07/06/2011 18:53

    Boston is so patriotic that even the Gas Company loves Ho Chi Minh……

  7. avatar
    i hate you 07/06/2011 18:57

    i do not like the red sox.
    i do not like the patriots.
    people from boston are generally okay bc they are not scared to punch you in the face for any reason.

    ……i came on a girls face, less than 5 minutes ago.

  8. avatar
    Observer 07/06/2011 19:06

    i hate you…..

    1.) Damn your insolence…..

    2.) What did she say…?

    3.) Go Bruins

    4.) Go Celtics….

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    Mr. Nutt 07/06/2011 19:06

    Hate, did she say; YEA! do it again? If not, you did it wrong. Keep trying!

    I wanted to get to 200 and beyond on the previous post. Oh well.

  10. avatar
    Observer 07/06/2011 19:10

    Mr. Nutt……..

    ….I don’t know if most posts go that long……

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    Mr. Nutt 07/06/2011 19:13

    Today was the day Obs. If only you were here earlier we might have done it. Or were you?

  12. avatar
    Observer 07/06/2011 19:16

    …..maybe I was “there” in “spirit”…….or in a sock-puppet…..

    Mr. Nutt…….the good old days were “good”……..some of these posters were NOT all three posters here these days……..

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    rokan 07/06/2011 19:17


    Did you say your wife was going out with the girls?

    I suggest that when she comes home you have the kids in bed and wrap yourself in Saran wrap and meat her at the door.

    Oh, and be naked. Did I metion that?

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    Observer 07/06/2011 19:22

    “meat” her………

    …I like your thinking, son…..

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    i hate you 07/06/2011 19:27


    1) is that britney pic blurry or am i going blind?

    2) she smiled and sucked the rest off my shaft.

    3) the ucla bruins?

    4) i forgot to mention i don’t like the celtics either.

    5) being from the boston area i assume you would also punch me in the face for little or no reason. for this i applaud you, but typically i punch back.

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    Observer 07/06/2011 19:27

    I really miss the LOVE we used to have here…..

    pepper 08/31/2009 22:53

    so, did you chicken out with Facebook?
    If anything, join Observer’s page. I’m there and so is Scum, who I will not befriend…
    Rokan 08/31/2009 22:54


    People have to shit at work. I wish I hadn’t today. I knew it wasn’t going to go well.

    I bet I have taken 1000 hits of acid in my life.
    pepper 08/31/2009 22:57

    I’ve done my share of acid, specially liquid 25. One drop into each eye or on a sugar cube…….WOW! no speed, just 100% mellow you can sleep.
    1000? I don’t think I come close to that.
    Rokan 08/31/2009 23:03

    I have a facebook page, but it is my personal and professional page.

    I looked for Observer the Great, but I didn’t see it, And there were no squirrels named Pepper, so I gave up.
    Rokan 08/31/2009 23:06

    Well, I never put any in my eye.

    I did get some acid that was dropped in a sugar cube. My buddy and I dropped it into a pint of Jack Daniels and had drank about 1/2 when my brother came over. he grabbed the bottle and started pounding it and we never said anything.

    Bout an hour later he figured it out while we were at the bar. It was pretty funny.
    pepper 08/31/2009 23:07

    Observer TheGrea
    pepper 08/31/2009 23:07

    Observer TheGreat
    Rokan 08/31/2009 23:10

    Didn’t that freak you out?
    pepper 08/31/2009 23:10

    How can you have a personal and professional page in one?
    pepper 08/31/2009 23:11

    freak what out?
    pepper 08/31/2009 23:12

    I hear it’s going to be a COLDDDDDDD winter, I best start storing my nuts!!!
    Rokan 08/31/2009 23:12

    #1. I have no life, so my profession and my personal life are the same.

    #2. Didn’t putting acid in your eye freak you out?
    Rokan 08/31/2009 23:13


    Winter is always cold.
    pepper 08/31/2009 23:15

    NO, that’s just how we used to get our acid. It was in liquid form…Jesus Rokan, how do you think they put the acid on the paper?

  17. avatar
    rokan 07/06/2011 19:30

    I’m with Fecal Phil on this one.

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    Observer 07/06/2011 19:31

    i hate you…….

    …as I just mentioned…..I miss the love that used to be here…..

    ….I am saddened to hear that you would hit back…….

    …..therefore…..I might have to Roshambeau you after the sucker punch…….

  19. avatar
    Observer 07/06/2011 19:33

    i hate you…..

    ….I think at the time “blurry” Britney shots were done for the safety of the expensive camera lenses…….

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    Mr. Nutt 07/06/2011 19:38

    Hate, you better do it again to make sure you get complete coverage.

    Obs, as a former bouncer who witnessed many a girls night out, Oh, never mind. Your a smart man. If you try to go down on her and she says no, get out the black light.

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