Cameron Diaz is a beautiful woman

By brendon July 19, 2011 @ 4:47 PM

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Cameron Diaz is on set with Colin Firth in London today to film ‘Gambit’, which IMDb describes like this…

Harry Dean’s plan to steal a painting from one of the world’s richest men is missing one final component — the participation of a beautiful woman to act as his gambit. In Nicole, he meets someone who appears to be the perfect candidate, but Harry himself becomes enraptured with her, causing his plan to take a series of wrong turns.

So, if I have this right, Colin Firth finds Cameron Diaz, who is so beautiful he knows Alan Rickman will fall in love with her, but the problem is she’s a little too beautiful, and Colin Firth can’t help but fall in love with her too.

Cameron Diaz.

She’s too beautiful.

The woman in this picture, which, and I cannot stress this part enough, has not been altered in any way. That’s what Cameron Diaz looks like. And I didn’t just selectively choose one. Here’s another. And another, and another, and another.

Not only is that what she looks like, but that’s her at red carpet events. In other words, at her very best, with professional hair and makeup. That’s the girl Hollywood keeps casting in movies to play a sexxxy piece of ass.

Are you god damn kidding me.

Suffice to say if I were making ‘Gambit, it would be about Firth finding a sacred relic that was kept under lock and key inside the Vatican for two thousand years and stabbing her with it.

(image source = fame)

wwtdd

(17) Comments

  1. avatar
    The Puppet 07/19/2011 16:54

    Just in case you missed it.

    Jaybroni Says:
    July 15th, 2011 at 7:17 pm
    the yuckies will return!!!!

  2. avatar
    SCUM 07/19/2011 16:55

    She kinda looks like a Ling Cod.

  3. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 07/19/2011 16:57

    Brenda has never been this accurate…..EVER!

  4. avatar
    Death to Finkle! 07/19/2011 16:58

    Anybody heard anything at all about the yuckies? They coming back any time soon?

  5. avatar
    bradshaw 07/19/2011 17:05

    Well, in the original the lady was played by Shirley Maclaine. The actor opposite her was Michael Caine. Is this new movie an imrovement over that one?

  6. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 07/19/2011 17:14

    Scum, I think you owe the ling cod an apology.

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C97NrIblNPQ/TQf_UbchjGI/AAAAAAAABuQ/PTCRDV_TDq0/s1600/lingcod_jim-lyle.jpg

  7. avatar
    SCUM 07/19/2011 17:20

    Your right Mr. Nutt, Ling Cod tastes good.

  8. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 07/19/2011 17:27

    Cloris Leachman is also in this movie. Where can I buy advance tickets? This sounds like a really good horror movie!

  9. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 07/19/2011 17:31

    They are not happy about Diaz on the IMDB message board either. Why do they give her work if nobody likes her?

  10. avatar
    mercury 07/19/2011 17:48

    I was kinda hoping that there was a movie being made about the X-men Gambit. As for Diaz, what happened to that pretty girl from The Mask?

  11. avatar
    neimen 07/19/2011 17:50

    with these pix, she’s finally become a dr. seuss creature.

    i can’t think of any headline-worthy captions that rhyme with ‘sneetch,’ but maybe you can. :)

  12. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 07/19/2011 17:52

    Mercury, you may soon be in luck.

    http://screenrant.com/xmen-spinoffs-deadpool-storm-gambit-rogue-rob-7360/

  13. avatar
    mercury 07/19/2011 17:57

    Cool, thanks Mr. Nutt!

  14. avatar
    caonimei 07/19/2011 22:58

    Come go and see, will not regret it Oh look

    http://www.ifancyshop.com

  15. avatar
    Montesquieu 07/20/2011 00:18

    You’re on drugs if you think she’s good looking.

  16. avatar
    Observer 07/21/2011 16:07

    I’d fuck her…..

    …but then again…..I hate to exclude chicks….

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