07.13.2011 Helena Christensen in a bikini, part 2

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Yesterday, 42-year-old supermodel Helena Christensen showed that she still looks pretty great in a bikini (from the neck down) but the only pictures available at the time left lots of haunting questions, such as…

1. We saw her getting out of the water, but how did she get there?
2. Did she ever open that water bottle?
3. Does she look better when I crop off her head?

I was tossing and turning all night, but thanks to the new release of more pictures, now we can learn the answer to those questions and more in todays exciting update!

(spoiler: she walked, yes, and very much so yes.)

14 photos in gallery >

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  1. Mac-Daddy 07/13/2011 13:10

    Still not Aosta Italy!

  2. Tom Foolery 07/13/2011 13:11

    Not bad for 42, I would but haven’t nailed anything in weeks….that being said look like the same pics from below so I’m guessing Big Brando’s funds have been running low. Afternoon slime

  3. i hate you 07/13/2011 13:13

    i had sex this morning, albeit by myself…..i am still counting it.

  4. i hate you 07/13/2011 13:37

    dr poop: image one seems to show an exaggerated gap between the lower butt cheeks making for easy access to her clam. is this a common medical condition in models over the age of 40?

  5. SomeoneluvsU 07/13/2011 13:39

    Martika is 42 too…

    I think she might be an IHOP waitress theses days

  6. Observer 07/13/2011 13:53

    …as I mentioned yesterday……

    ….I haven’t fucked a 42 year old since my wife turned 43…..

  7. Observer 07/13/2011 13:59

    …if Mrs. Observer had 65 million dollars………..I’d rather fuck her than Helena Christiansen….

    …but…….things being the way they are……..it’s a toss-up….

  8. Tom Foolery 07/13/2011 14:01

    I’ve got a little ways to go till I start baning a 42 year old chick on the reg

  9. Observer 07/13/2011 14:08

    Rokan…..

    …your input, please…..or will it be output….?

    http://www.followtheboat.com/2011/06/06/bottomological-dilemma/

  10. Tom Foolery 07/13/2011 14:09

    *banging……not jealous of you married suckers

  11. Observer 07/13/2011 14:34

    Tom Foolery……

    ….once you get old….the good thing is that most chicks are young babes…..

    ….even the 60 years olds….

  12. The Fried Man 07/13/2011 15:00

    What a wicked game you play
    To make me feel this way
    What a wicked thing to do
    To let me dream of you
    What a wicked thing to say
    You never felt this way
    What a wicked thing to do
    To make me dream of you

  13. RatliffRosemary 07/31/2011 15:54

    I just paid $22.87 for an iPad2-64GB and my girlfriend loves her Panasonic Lumix GF 1 Camera that we got for $38.76 there arriving tomorrow by UPS. I will never pay such expensive retail prices in stores again. Especially when I also sold a 40 inch LED TV to my boss for $675 which only cost me $62.81 to buy. Here is the website we use to get it all from, CentStart.com

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